Monday, February 1, 2010

The End: Aboard Adam Strange's Ship

Yellow Zeta Beam energy flooded Gold’s entire field of view and then faded away.  Gold felt solid ground underfoot—no, not ground—something else.  A corrugated steel floor.  Gold looked around and found himself in the cargo bay of a medium-sized space vessel.

I.Q. clutched his forehead.  “Oh no, not again.  Now where are we?”

“We’re on Adam Strange’s ship.  Somewhere in space,” Gold said.

“Wh-wh-where is Mr. Strange?” Tin asked.

Tina looked around at the empty cargo bay.  “How come it’s so quiet?” she asked.

Gold looked around at the black, featureless walls of the cargo bay.  A dim light glowed up ahead to the left.  “I don’t know,” he said.

“Wait.  I just heard something,” Mercury said, “listen.”

“I don’t hear nothin,’” Captain Boomerang said.

And, then, a very faint clanging sound came from up ahead.

“I h-h-heard it, too, Mercury!” Tin said.

“Come on,” Gold said, let’s go see what it is.

And that’s when a razor-sharp boomerang zinged through the air and struck the low ceiling.

“No one goes anywhere,” Captain Boomerang said, “until I say so.”

Gold turned to address the Australian villain.  “I would refrain from using a boomerang on a space vessel if I were you, Captain Boomerang.  There’s a whole lot of vacuum out there, and a lot less air in here.”

“Heh,” Boomerang laughed under his breath, “don’t think I don’t know what I’m doing.”  He drew another boomerang from his belt and held it in the air.  “Now, all six of you, down on the floor.”

“What?” Mercury asked.

“You heard me, Metal Man,” Boomerang said.  “Do as I say or your leader gets it.  And if you do anything stupid, I’ll break this ship open on purpose.”

Tin was the first to sit down, followed by Lead.  Iron considered his options for a moment and then sat down.  Mercury, Gold, and Platinum remained standing.

“You’re bluffing!” Tina said, “you’d die out in space.  We wouldn’t.”

“Someone’s gotta find you before they fix you up.  That could take an awful long time.”

Tina said nothing, but remained standing.

The banging from further down the ship intensified, except that this time, Gold thought he heard a voice.

Captain Boomerang either didn’t hear it or pretended not to.  “Kadabra?” he said to the magician, “will you whip up a spell to keep our metal friends in place?”

Abra Kadabra nodded and raised his hands.

Another sharp klang from up ahead, followed by several more quieter ones.  Gold listened, thinking that he had heard—yes.  A message.  In Morse Code.

Green swirls of magic glowed from Kadabra’s fingertips.  “And now for a spell which shall keep you here indefinitely,” he said.

“N-n-n-no!” Tin shouted and sprang up from the floor, spread into a sheet, and wrapped himself around the magician.  Kadabra yelped and then fell to the floor, along with Tin, who lay there, motionless.

“No!” Tina shouted, and jumped to her feet, ready to launch herself at Kadabra.

But before any of the other members of the Injustice Gang could act, Gold reached behind him, stretched his hand along the wall a few feet to the right, found an access panel and typed in a five digit code, and the room began to fill with white smoke.

Ocean Master dropped to his knees, coughing.  “What have you done?”

I.Q. shrieked and threw his hands up over his face but it was no use.  As the humans inhaled the gas, they each fell to the floor, unconscious.

Tina looked down at the sleeping Injustice Gang.  “How’d you do that?” she asked, turning to Gold.

“Strange,” Gold said, “he’s being held captive in the First Mate’s quarters.  He signaled in Morse Code for me to trip the failsafe knockout gas.  That was the clanging you heard.”

“Oh,” Tina said, “that was pretty resourceful.”

“That’s Adam Strange for you,” Gold said, “but we’ve got to hurry.  According to Strange’s message, Gorilla Grodd and the Secret Society of Super-Villains have taken control of the ship.”

Mercury stood up.  “What do they want?”

“I don’t now.  I guess we’ll find out.  But it’s up to us to stop them.”

“What about Tin?” Platinum asked, looking down at where the brave robot lay.

“I-I-I’m okay,” Tin said.  He shrank back to his normal form.  Tina bent down and helped him up.

Gold stood in front of them, hands on his hips in his most heroic leaderly pose.  “All right, Metal Men.  Let’s take control of this ship!”

They clanged down to the far end of the cargo bay and found the door locked.  Not a problem for Gold, as he easily disabled the lock by reaching around the edge of the door and unlocking it from the other side.  They made their way down a dark corridor, turned right, and Gold unlocked another door to find Adam Strange lying on the floor, his hands tied behind him.

Strange looked up at Gold, blinking at the light thrown into his eyes from the hall.  “What took you so long?” he said with a smile.

Gold didn’t quite know what to say.  He thought they had made pretty good time, considering.  He bent down and untied Strange.

Adam Strange stood up and dusted off his red uniform and pulled his yellow gloves, which has slid down to his wrists, up to his forearms.  He reached over to the bed, grabbed his finned helmut and slid over his head.  “I wasn’t lying when I said it was dangerous up here.  They’re planning on flying the ship through a wormhole to attack anyone in his path.  We’ve got to stop them.”

“What do you need us to do?” Gold asked.

“Follow me,” Strange said, and stepped into the hall.  He proceeded quietly down the hall and then stopped at an access panel, punched in a code, and a little door opened to reveal a ray gun.  He holstered it and continued down the hallway.

“Geez.  This guy doesn’t fool around, does he?” Mercury remarked under his breath.

Adam Strange moved down the hallway, his back to the wall, his gun poised, ready to shoot.  He motioned to Gold, “Grodd’s at the controls.  You guys should be impervious to his telepathy.  There’s a whole slew of other villains up there, though: Copperhead, Poison Ivy, Angle Man, Cavalier, Angle Man, Captain Stingaree, Hi-Jack.  Sinestro and Bizarro are the ones you have to watch out for, though.”

Strange walked down the hallway, turned a corner, and started unlocking another door.  “We’ve got another stop on the way, though,” he said, punching a combination into the keypad at the door.  The locks clicked open and the door creaked open.  “We’ve got to free Captain Comet.”

Adam poked his head in the door.  “Comet?”

A muffled reply came from the darkened room.  Strange slipped in and and returned with Captain Comet in tow.

Comet untied the gag from around his mouth.  “Thought you’d never get here,” he said.  “Who are your friends?” he asked, indicating the Metal Men.

“Backup,” Strange said.  He started down the hall and everyone followed.

“Do we have a plan?” Gold said.

“Plan?  I’m making this up as I go,” Strange said.

“That sounds about right,” Comet said.

Strange turned and checked the hallway ahead of him, then turned back to the others.  “We’ve got to take down Grodd first or I’m vulnerable to his psi attacks.  Comet, that’s all you.  Gold, put your strongest members on Bizarro.  I’ve got Sinestro.  It’s really only a matter of hitting him in the jaw.  The rest is just crowd control.”  He paused and turned to face the others.  “Got it?”

“Who elected you leader?” Mercury asked, hands on his hips.

“Now, Mercury, th-th-this is no time to squabble,” Tin said.

“Never mind him,” Gold said, “the Metal Men are ready.”

Strange nodded and turned to face an access door.  “All right.  Here were are,” he said, his voice dropping to a whisper, “no sense in unlocking the door or they’ll know we’re here and ambush us.  So, on three, we break the door down.  Ready?  One….two….three!”

The Metal Men slammed against the door and it burst open to reveal Angle Man, Captain Stingaree, Hi-Jack, and Cavalier.  “Take them down, Metal Men!” Gold commanded.  In a whirl of metallic wonderment, the Metal Men made short work of those members of the Secret Society of Super-Villains.

Comet, Strange, and the Metal Men stepped carefully around the fallen villains and stood in front of the next door.  “The cockpit’s behind this door,” Strange said, “we’ll ambush them just like we—argh!”

The door clanged open and knocked Strange out of the way.  Thankfully, though, his helmut took the brunt of the impact.  He staggered to the floor.

In the doorway stood Bizarro, the strange mirror-image of Superman.

“Lead, Iron!  Take him down!” Gold ordered, and the two strong robots launched themselves at Bizarro.  Iron hammered him with a mallet-fist while Lead grabbed for his arms.

Bizarro swung around wildly, throwing Lead off of him.  The heavy Metal Man landed with a *clang!* against the wall.  

“Strange, you okay?” asked Comet, bending down to help him up.

“Yeah.  I’m fine.  Go after Grodd.”

But before Comet could slip through the door, a burst of yellow light zinged through the air towards Comet.  Gold stretched himself in front of Comet and acted as a golden mirror.  The light scattered and fizzled away.  Comet dashed to the side of the door before another energy beam hit.

“Sinestro,” Comet said.

“I can take him,” Strange said.

A shield of yellow light then blocked the doorway.  Sinestro’s red face appeared behind it.  “I’d like to see you try,” he said.

“Let me handle him.”  Captain Comet looked squarely at Sinestro and he sent a telepathic attack his way.  The red alien’s face then began to wince.  It was enough to drop his concentration and the yellow energy shield, which was controlled through Sinestro’s power ring and was reliant on his willpower, faded away.  Strange then unholstered his ray gun and shot Sinestro in the leg.  One down.

Stepping over the wounded alien, Gold, Platinum, Mercury, and Tin ran into the cockpit.  Lead and Iron still were keeping Bizarro busy for the moment.

They found Grodd sitting at the controls with Copperhead and Poison Ivy on point.  Copperhead launched into action, his tail lashing out, which Gold narrowly dodged.  “Mercury!  Take care of Copperhead!  Tina!  Go for Ivy!”

“My pleasure,” Tina said, springing into a gossamer of platinum wire and wrapping around the green-skinned woman.  “Not so tough without your little plants around to help you, huh?” she said.

“Who says there’s no plant life around?” Ivy sneered, despite being cocooned by Tina.  “I always bring a friend with me.”  A vine slithered out from a potted plant which sat on the copilot’s chair and grabbed Tin by the ankle and hoisted him into the air.

“H-h-help!” shouted Tin as he dangled in the air by his foot.

Gold ran to help him.  Comet and Strange set their sights on Grodd.

“Give it up, Grodd,” Strange said, aiming his ray gun at the giant gorilla.

“Please,” Grodd said, waving his hand dismissively, “your threats are so pathetic they even fail to be amusing.”

Strange’s body seized.  His hand opened up and his gun fell to the floor, useless.  “Gold,” he managed to say, “do something!”

Grodd turned away from the controls for a second, regarding Gold, Mercury, Platinum, and Tin.  “Ah.  The Metal Men.  Just who I’ve been expecting.  You have something I want.  It seems that bozo Boomerang couldn’t get the job done.  So I’ll just do it myself.”

Gold stretched around the gorilla’s head, trying to blind him, but he felt his massive hands pull him off as if he were nothing more than a rubber band.  Gold fell to the floor.  Mercury let go of Copperhead to charge him, but Copperhead’s tail lashed out and struck down the red Metal Man.  Grodd stood from the cockpit and lumbered over to Tin.  He grabbed the little robot from Ivy’s vines and pulled off Tin’s access panel to reveal his responsometer.

“Just what I needed,” Grodd said.  He picked up a small metallic device, installed the responsometer into it, and smiled his best gloating-gorilla-villain smile.  “Goodbye,” he said, and pushed a button on the device.  With that, he disappeared in a burst of purple energy, along with Ivy, Copperhead, and the rest of the Secret Society of Super Villains.

“What happened?” Tina asked.

“He teleported out to Comet’s ship, the Cometeer,” Strange said, taking the controls of the ship.  He engaged the throttle and the ship sped forward.  “Doesn’t look like we’ll be able to catch up with him, though, before he hits that wormhole.”

Gold looked down at Tin, who lay lifeless on the floor.  “What do we do now?” he asked.

“We follow him,” Strange said, “and we take him down.”

“I hope we catch him,” Tina said.

“We will,” said Adam Strange, “I never give up.”

Just then the League signaling device which Gold had lifted from Doc’s lab crackled to life.  Gold removed it from the storage compartment on his wrist and looked down at the red blinking button.  He pushed it.

Doc Magnus’s voice came over the receiver.  “Where are you?  I’ve been looking all over for you.  The lab’s a mess!  Is everyone okay?”

“Yes and no,” Gold said, “Gorilla Grodd took Tin’s responsometer.  We’re out in space with Adam Strange and Captain Comet?”

“What?  How’d that happen?”

“It’s a long story, Doc,” Gold said.  He almost sounded weary.

Tina came over to stand behind his shoulder and bent down to speak into the receiver.  “Would you like me to tell it to you?” she asked.

“Please," Doc said, "enlighten me.  I'm all ears."

Tina smiled as she spoke into the receiver.  “Well, it all started when….”

The End.  For now.

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

You Have Chosen to Fight the Ferocious Tigrabars!

“Come on!” Gold said, “don’t worry about the Injustice Gang for now.  Let’s take down these tigers!”

“Do we really need to hurt them?” Tina asked, “they’re so pretty.  Just like Earth tigers!”

“Only twice as big and with a nasty pointy horn on their heads,” Mercury muttered.  He then let go of Abra Kadabra.


Tigrabar in its natural habitat


“I shall slay these beasts!” Ocean Master said.  But then a horned tiger (or tigrabar, which is what they’re known on planet Rann, which is where are heroes are) sprang into the air and knocked him down before he could even raise his trident.

“Halt!” Abra Kadabra commanded, raising his arms to conjure a spell.  A burst of blue-green magic hit the nearest tigrabar squarely in the face.  It shuddered, shook its head, and recoiled.  And then, it let out a ferocious roar and launched itself at the magician.

I.Q. ran around screaming.  Shark snapped at a pair of tigrabars, but only succeeded in keeping the beasts at bay for a few seconds before they both pounced on him.

One of the beasts landed on Gold.  He flattened himself out into a foil sheet.  The beast stood over him with a puzzled expression, then sat down on its haunched and waited.  One thing about cats is, they are very patient.

The vicious tigrabars continued their onslaught, taking down each member of the Injustice Gang and the Metal Men.  Getting mauled to death by a pack of tigers on an alien planet isn’t the best way to go, but a tiger with a horn on its head?  That’s pretty cool.  And Tina was right: how could you attack anything this cute?




Save the Global Guardians



Mera had followed after her husband, and used her hard water powers to secure the Legion of Doom and help as many Guardians as she could reach. The Little Mermaid held the battered Godiva and Owlwoman's heads above water. Seraph struggled to do the same for himself and Bushmaster, while Jack O'Lantern lifted Thunderlord to safety. In moments, all of the Guardians were securely above the salty water, held by a school of dolphins, finny friends of the Sea King.

As for Aquaman himself, he was in hot pursuit of Black Manta, the murderer of his son who had yet to face justice. Down they went, to depths nearly beyond Manta's ability to tolerate. The killer was so close now, Aquaman's heart and mind raced at the thought of what he would do now that the moment of truth had arrived.

Suddenly, Aquaman found his leg caught in the powerful grip of Solomon Grundy.  Even at this nigh-unfathomable level, the reek of the living corpse's lifeless exhalations burned the Sea King's eyes. With his remaining leg and steel-like arm muscles, Aquaman dragged Grundy like an anchor after him, struggling to reach Manta as Grundy fought to bring his remaining arm to bear against Arthur. It was in the midst of this tug-of-war that a killer whale found its way to the pair, and swallowed all of Grundy but his tractor arm with one gulp. Distracted by this unwelcome intrusion, Grundy was unable to maintain his grip, just as Aquaman had planned. "Solomon? Reminds me more of Jonah."

The sovereign swimmer headed toward to an undersea cave, from which an odd luminescence emanated. What was this, Aquaman wondered. Black Manta, now well ahead of his pursuer, crossed the threshold first. In a flash, he was gone, leaving Aquaman to struggle through a mix of anguish and a sad relief. What would this aquatic hero have done to Manta, after all? What lines would he have been willing to cross?

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You Have Chosen to Try to Contact Adam Strange Again

“Adam?” Gold spoke into the receiver.  “Strange?  Are you receiving me?  We’ve got trouble down here.  Some kind of strange tigers are about to attack.”

The receiver crackled alive.  “Tigrabars,” Adam Strange said, “don’t go near them, Gold.  You’ve got to get—*uhhff*—out of there.  I’m sorry, I brought you to Rann.  I thought it’d be safer than—*skhsss*—out here with me.  Guess I was wrong.  Over.”

“Strange?” Gold asked, “is everything okay?  What’s going on?”

“Gold!  Do something!” Tina said.


Tigrabar in its natural habitat

“H-h-hurry, Gold!  The tigers—tigrabars—are attacking!” Tin said, while still holding I.Q.’s wrists behind him.

“Unhand me!” Ocean Master demanded of Lead, “and I can deal with them!”

One of the tigrabars leapt at Captain Boomerang and Tina, its curved horn glinting in the early morning Rannian sunlight.  Tina shrieked and Captain Boomerang shrieked in unison.  “Do something!” they both shouted in unison.

Another tigrabar circled Mercury and Abra Kadabra.  “Let go of me!” Kadabra shouted.  Mercury uncoiled his hands from around Kadabra’s neck.

“Do your best, magic man,” Mercury said.

Kadabra waved his hands in the air and conjured a spell.  The ball of blue-green magic zapped the tigrabar in the face, causing it shake its head and roar ferocioiusly.  It swatted at its jaw with its massive front paw and appeared to be momentarily stunned.

And then, it got really, really angry.

It leapt in the air with all the agility of a gazelle.  Only Gold was fast enough to stretch over and cover both Mercury and Kadabra.  The tigrabar’s claws dug into Gold’s back, and he flattened himself out and let the claws harmlessly bend his body, but not puncture it.  In the commotion, however, he had dropped the League receiver.

“Tina!” he shouted, “get the signaling device!”

“I don’t see it!” she shouted back.

“I’ve g-g-g-ot it!” Tin said, holding the signaling device up in the air, waving his arms.  This, of course, had the effect on the tigrabars that waving a red cloth in front of a bull had.  All five of the tigrabars gave chase to Tin, who ran shrieking in circles around everybody.

Now that all the tigrabars were focused on Tin, Gold let go of Mercury and Abra Kadabra.  He turned and ran after Tin.  “Push the button!” he said to Tin.

“Wh-wh-wh-which one?”

“The only one!”

Tin pushed the button as he ran.  The pack of tigrabars ran after him.

“H-h-help!” Tin said.

Adam Strange’s voice crackled over the receiver, “Who’s this?”

Tin tripped, dropped the receiver, and rolled up into a ball.  Mercury swooped by and scooped up the receiver.  “This is Mercury!” he said, “get us outta here now, Strange!”

“Mercury?  Say again?” Adam Strange asked.

Gold stretched over and swiped the receiver out of Mercury’s hands.  “This is Gold!  We can’t hold them back anymore!  Besides, it sounds like you need our help!”

“All—*shkk*—ight, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.  Initiating Zeta Beam transfer.  Over.”

The air glowed with shimmering golden light, the grass faded underneath, and the evil tigrabars were nothing but a shimmering cloud of orange and black atoms.

You Chose To Stay And Fight off the Injustice Gang

You have chosen to stay and hold off the Injustice Gang

“I don’t know, Adam, that sounds a little risky,” Gold said into the signaling device, “I might just take my chances here.”

“Roger that,” Strange said, “good luck.”

Gold put the signaling device back into the drawer and slid it shut.  It sounded as if the League were in trouble.

Another loud slam from out in the hallway made Gold look up.  The Injustice Gang were slamming against the back of the cabinet which Gold had moved in front of the door.  It rocked back and forth, until a sizzle of blue-green energy heaved the entire cabinet up in the air and tossed it aside with a crash of wood splintering and glass shattering.

Gold turned to face the oncoming attack.  Captain Boomerang lumbered into the room first, followed by Floronic Man and Abra Kadabra.  They stepped aside to allow the rest of the Injustice Gang passage, Shark, I.Q., and Ocean Master.

“Well, well,” Captain Boomerang said looking squarely at Gold, “looks like we’ve got ourselves our robot—OW!”  Before he could turn around to see that Iron had hit him on the head, Platinum had roped herself around him in an inescapable metallic spider’s web.

Mercury slipped through the doorway and wrapped himself around Ocean Master.  The two tangled about the room as the rest of the Metal Men burst into the lab.

Iron hammered at Shark until he was down, Tin bravely wrapped himself around I.Q.’s head, blinding him, and Lead attacked Floronic Man.

Amidst the din a wisp of smoke swirled about the corner of the room and expanded, curling up to the ceiling.  A white light burst into the room and out of the mist stepped a cloaked man.  His hat cast a shadow about his face so that it appeared as if he were wearing a mask over his eyes.  He raised a gloved hand and the din and confusion stopped.

The Injustice Gang stood (or lay, depending on where they had been) frozen in space.

The stranger walked up to Gold.  “I am the Phantom Stranger,” he intoned, “you and your Metal Men are needed elsewhere.”


The Phantom Stranger being awesome.  It's what he does best.


“We are?” Gold said.  If he were human, his voice would be shaking.

“Yes.  Follow me.”  The Phantom Stranger stretched out his hand.

All was darkness.

Clark Kent



1982

Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for the Daily Planet, was following a flurry of news stories coming in over the wire. A gang war had broken out in Gotham City. Aquaman and the Global Guardians were caught in a conflict with the Legion of Doom. The Manhunter from Mars, once a respected member of the Justice League of America, was on a terrible rampage. A whole host of heroes, including Superman and Wonder Woman, had been declared missing. What a tragedy! Oh, the humanity!

As Kent strolled past a supply closet, several sets of hands reached out and pulled him into the tiny room. Inside were Brainiac 5, Sun Boy, Dawnstar and Shadow Lass, all members of the Legion of Super-Heroes. These were, of course, teenagers from the 30th Century inspired to heroism by Superman's example.

"Thank griefe we found you!"
"According to my calculations, this is the approximate time frame in which the ongoing unraveling of time-space continuum due to the disappearance of Superboy in 1961 could best arrested. Now we can correct for the damaged caused by our teammates, and insure our continued existence. Are you ready to fix the universe, Superman?"

"Ah, what? I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh come on now, Superman. This is no time for joking! In fact, if we don't act fast, there may be no time left at all!"

"Listen, I don't want any trouble. I'm just going to head back to the press room, and pretend this never happened."

Sun Boy punched Clark Kent in the shoulder.
"OW! Security! Security"

Brainiac 5 created an airless forcefield around Kent's head while Dawnstar and Shadow Lass removed his jacket, shirt and tie."

"Look Brainy-- he's already starting to bruise."
"Nass!"
"Oh, this is fan-sprocking-tastic. Now we're all going to die."
"What is it with 20th Century Earth. Why does the fate of the entire universe always seem to rest on the shoulders of upright talking monkeys with a death wish? I say we swing the time bubble around to one of their quaint little liquor stores, buy a few bottles of their peach-flavored liquid depressants, and head back home to wait for the entropy wave. Who's with me?"

Not ready to give up yet? Try again, you upright monkeys.

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You Chose the Shorter Route

“Let’s take the faster route,” Gold said, “time is of the essence.”

As they walked through the city, people stopped and gave them strange looks.  Adding to the confusion was the fact that Lead carried Tin’s body.

They walked past clothing shops and barber shops, a florist and a candy shop, and all the sorts of things you would see on a main street.

They turned a corner and waited on the curb for the light to change.  As they did, Gold noticed a figure approaching from an alleyway.

A short bald man with an aquiline nose and Coke bottle glasses came walking down the sidewalk with four children in tow.  “Step lightly, Beautia!  Come walk next to me, Magnificus, there’s a good lad.  Georgia!  Junior!  Stop fighing!”  He nearly bumped into Gold as he came to stand on the edge of the curb.  “Oh.  My apologies.”  And when he looked up at Gold his beady little eyes grew ten sizes.  “Oh my,” he said in a small, quavering voice.

“Excuse me,” Gold said. “would you like to cross first?”

“Why, no, my good man.  You go right ahead of me.”  He smiled a crooked little smile.

Platinum smiled down at the children.  “What lovely children,” she said, until she set eyes on Georgia and Junior and her smile faded.

The light turned green and Gold proceeded to cross the street.  He then felt something press against his back and a *zing* of electricity curdled through his body.  Losing his equilibrium, he fell to the pavement, looking up at the strange man.

“What…happened?” Gold asked, and when the others came to help him he noticed the little man pull something from his pocket and zap each of his teammates, and all five of them fell to the pavement.

The little man rubbed his hands together.  “What wonderful specimens!  What amazing craftsmanship!  And now you’re all mine!  Property of Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana!  Who knows what wonderful things I could do with you under my command?”

The world faded from view.  From behind closed eyes, Gold could hear Dr. Sivana laughing what was arguably the best evil villain laugh ever laughed in the entire multiverse.  I suppose that’s what you get for taking shortcuts and not taking time to stop and smell the roses.

The End.