Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé Podcast #26

(September 1986)


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ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey] noun 1. a summing up; summary. 2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.
In Comic Reader Résumé, I use Mike’s Amazing World of Comics to travel back through time via his virtual newsstand to the genesis point of my lifelong collecting of comics. From there, I can offer a “work history” of my fandom through my active purchasing of (relatively) new comic books beginning in January of 1982, when my interest in the medium went from sporadic and unformed to routine on through compulsive accumulation. To streamline the narrative and keep the subjects at least remotely contemporaneous, I will not generally be discussing what we call back issues: books bought long after their publication date. Sometimes, I will cover a book published on a given month that I picked up within a year or so that date, and I give myself an especially wide berth on this aspect in the first couple of “origins” episodes. We’ll get more rigidly on point as my memories crystallize and my “hobby” spirals out of control into the defining characteristic of my life (eventually outpacing squalor and competing neuroses.) It’s part personal biography, part industry history, and admittedly totally self-indulgent on my part.

This episode includes Alpha Flight #41, Amazing Spider-Man #283-284, Animax #1, Batman #402, Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos #1, Classic X-Men #4, D.P. 7 #2, Daredevil #238, Defenders of the Earth #1, Elfquest #17, G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #54, Groo the Wanderer #22, Howard the Duck: The Movie #1, Justice #2, Mark Hazzard: Merc #2-3, Marvel Saga #12-13, Mighty Thor #374, The 'Nam #1, Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition #13, Power Pack #27, Psi-Force #3, Strikeforce: Morituri #2, Super Powers #4, Uncanny X-Men #212, X-Factor #11, X-Men Annual #10, and more!

“Transcripts” Animax, At The Movies, Batman, DC Comics, Defenders of the Earth, G.I. Joe, Howard the Duck, Marvel Comics, New Universe, Siskel & Ebert, Strikeforce: Morituri, Spider-Man, Super Powers, Thor, Wolverine, X-Factor, X-Men, Movies, Music, Comic Reader Résumé

Monday, September 9, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: 4th Week of September, 1986

Classic X-Men #4 Between my Al Milgrom, Peter David, and Conway/Buscema periods, I tend to center Spectacular Spider-Man in my Web-Head experience. I also dismiss any influence from Tom DeFalco or Ron Frenz, who mostly worked on books that I skipped. And yet, my half-brother bought Amazing Spider-Man #284, the first part of the Gang War, and I certainly read through that story arc. This isn't my first or last foray into Amazing, either-- it's just that nothing here ever hit me like "The Death of Jean DeWolff." As you may have surmised, this one is about a mob conflict with super-human contributors, including Hobgoblin, Jack O' Lantern, The Rose, Hammerhead, and The Arranger. While these characters had a strong period presence, they were largely abandoned going into the '90s, and this churn helped to distance me from the Spider-titles. I experienced the classic rogues more through stuff like Marvel Saga and the cartoons, so they never resonated in the same way for me. Probably one of the reasons I've yet to embrace a Spider-Man movie is that they don't deal with my generation of supporting cast or foes, although Into The Mutiverse came the closest with the Kingpin and Prowler.

After a few months, I'm back to Daredevil with #238, with a near unrecognizable Art Adams on the cover, after being mucked up by Klaus Janson inks. The interiors are by Sal Buscema and Steve Leialoha, which is also not a complimentary combination, especially on a loose Mutant Massacre tie-in spotlighting Sabretooth. Man-- was there a concerted effort to put Sabretooth over nine years into his career, and if so, was it all down to tying him into Wolverine's back story? I don't recall ever seeing Sabretooth before 1986, and then he was everywhere. DC somehow pulled that same trick off with Lobo a few years later. Anyway, this is an oddball story with a uniquely and questionably sympathetic take on the feral mass murderer, and it's only that much more off with the mismatched art team. Still, I picked it up at a flea market relatively soon after release, likely influenced by having read at least one of the better stories to follow, starting next month.

Marie Severin finished Mark Texeira's breakdowns on Psi-Force #3, and you can't tell that Tex didn't do the job himself, it looks so good and true. This is the first "breather" issue of the series, mostly about the kids going to school, relating to one another, and failing to relate to classmates. I genuinely like these kids, feeling and fearing for them when a knife wielding punk tries to cut them out of his circles. New scripter Danny Fingeroth doesn't seem to miss a beat, as this teen drama works for me in a way New Mutants and the like never could.

Strikeforce: Morituri #2 was another fantastic read, as the government think tank that gave the team its powers is also willing to allow them to die in a potentially lethal stress test to force the swift manifestation of their broader abilities. That seems like a waste of resources to me, since each member already had enhanced physical attributes to survive the Morituri process, but these deadly games work because of the human drama of their very real peril. While Peter B. Gillis' script is remarkable on its own, much of the heft comes from the art of Brent Anderson at his career best, accomplished through no small help by the inks of Scott Williams. Each character has a distinctive face-- body type-- posture-- manner of emoting. It a beauty to behold. I've said before and shall repeat: this is one of the best comics from arguably the best year ever for mainstream comics. After rereading the first issue, I was already kicking myself for missing the admittedly pricey trade paperbacks from a dozen years back, but there is blessedly a comprehensive single-volume omnibus coming next year.

Finally, appropriately, we'll wrap up with the colossal X-Men Annual #10, continuing to feature Arthur Adams illustrations, with the absorption of his signature character Longshot and the Mojoverse into the mutant sphere. This was also the first appearance of the X-Babies-- the actual X-Men temporarily regressed to young children, and the far less heralded up-aged New Mutants in fairly lackluster adult costumes. I don't think it helped the New Mutants' long term prospects that they looked like dorks even under Adams' pen, and when you think about it, what have they amounted to? Magik is about the only member presented that still has something of a career, and she's not exactly a huge breakout in modern x-circles. Anyway, this annual was a load of fun, and highly coveted at the time... especially for the peak body hair on naked Logan, which I admit is a metric that opens up a line of questioning that I won't be fielding. I got the Marvel Arthur Adams Omnibus, so I'll probably reread this someday, but the number of words per panel is almost as dense as Wolverine's personal foliage, and somehow more off-putting.

Friday, September 6, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: 3rd Week of September, 1986

Classic X-Men #4 reminds me of just what a crazy book this was. You had those utterly modern, exhaustively rendered, perfect super-hero images on the front cover and frontpiece by Arthur Adams. Then you'd have these brittle thin, awkward and fragile lines of John Bolton on the back covers and back-up stories. Bolton had that art school quality, and was such a misfit on costumed action, but perfect for these introspective character pieces that Chris Claremont was crafting. This one was about Logan and Kurt becoming fast friends during mock combat, and later as part of a dare where Nightcrawler reveals his true form in a town near to the X-Mansion. I'd argue it's a lesser tale, but there's swell story title lettering by Tom Orzechowski, and Bolton manages some surprisingly iconic hero images. Between the two, you have Dave Cockrum producing new pages of story to supplement the old, while Claremont reworks old dialogue to better fit later characterization and changing publishing standards. This came at no small expense, not the least because all that bonus content came at the cost of any advertisements or marketing materials on a newsstand comic. That said, it also came at a better than 25% mark-up on the usual 75¢ demanded for a typical Marvel Comic. Regardless, it was a good return on investment to get a top selling title out of a reprint from pre-royalty inventory material.

I recall seeing the first issue of G.I. Joe Comics Magazine, a digest-sized sequential reprint of the monthly comic, but I'm not confident that I ever bought any. As much as I was into the title, I didn't feel a compulsion to read back material, especial with the Yearbooks around to summarize it. I also like standard comic books mainly, with an allowance for magazines, but digest and treasuries were always too extreme in dimensions for someone who had to pack up all their worldly goods as often as I did. Further, digests were so puny-- such a compromised way of reading material that was never intended to be printed so small.

My following on to Elfquest #17 is somewhat inexplicable. I was still into fantasy trappings at that time, where I've since developed a strong aversion. I'm sure the pretty art, strong female characters, and soap opera were a draw. The abrupt stopping points and overall meandering nature were not, plus those annoying web fairies were still here. There was a lot of telepathic torture in this issue, as one would find in a typical X-Men comic. I don't think my brother was buying these either, so it was all me.

As much as I gripe about Keith Pollard's Marvel Saga covers, he's a great fit taking over The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition with #13, Super-Adaptoid to Umar. Pollard did a lot of style guide work, and most of the art for the Master Edition. He's no Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, but he knows his way around these characters and the Bronze Age Marvel style. If you don't immediately notice the absence of John Byrne, he's getting the job done, with all due credit to the inks of Josef Rubenstein. All the usual suspects are inside: Byrne, Zeck, Simonson, plus another couple of entirely random Bollands. Paul Smith contributes, and I could have included him with the other surnames, but I thought folks might assume I meant Barry Windsor-Smith. Which leads me to wonder, how did we ended up with more Bolland pieces in OHOTMU than BWS ones?

I feel like I should have learned my lesson by Super Powers #4, but the comic is too familiar to deny. Maybe my brother bought it, or I dug it out of a quarter bin within a few years of relief? This final issue was about Kupperberg and Infantino playing with the same Wave Three action figures that I would have, if I had them all. They never made a Janus figure, which was just Darkseid masquerading in a more comics-accurate Orion look than the Man-E-Faces version from the toys, but Golden Pharaoh, Mr. Miracle, Tyr, Steppenwolf, and the rest were still on toy aisles for you to play your own games on Apokolips. Well... maybe not Cyborg, but I do think I have a vague recollection of passing on that now highly sought after figure for something much more gimmicky and disposable, probably Cyclotron and his dumb removable face plate. Which I didn't have long before it got stolen, like I hope also happened to this lousy comic.

As referenced last month, my brother bought The Mighty Thor #374 as a tie-in to the Mutant Massacre crossover, and I think closer to the time of release. It must have been so disappointing to circle back to #373 for a few pages of lead-in already covered in that same week's X-Factor comic. Anyhow, Thor takes on Harpoon, Blockbuster, and Vertigo, sending them running in moments. That trio was more than holding their own, at least with a few more members at any given time, against whole X-teams. Thor was saving Angel, who was permanently crippled in this encounter. So I guess that helps depict their relative power levels, and if I recall correctly, Thor was at reduced strength in this period. Wasn't the whole reason he grew the beard because his visage had been rendered ghastly by the touch of death? No really-- I haven't read these comics in nearly forty years, and was never big on Thor. That's why when they go back to Baldar and the Midguard Serpent, I check right out. I hope I remember right, because one of the Marauders comes back to break Thor's arm, and the only other thing he does in the crossover is wander around and befriend Artie, the big-headed pink kid that projects holograms. Not a big win for the Thunder God, here.

More Simonson on Simonson action coming at you in X-Factor #11, another chapter of the notorious Mutant Massacre. This one isn't as well remembered because it's mostly about Morlocks that lived, at least for now, but still a sight better than the early issues.

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: 2nd Week of September, 1986



Where I was somewhat indifferent towards my brother's copy of the first issue, I think I started feeling it more with I'm uncertain when I got my hands on D.P. 7 #2. Though the book was initially told from a single character's perspective about the no-duh, too-good-to-be-true Clinic that was grooming the Displaced Paranormals for service to the C.I.A., we now get the proper ensemble that will drive this title. These characters each have their own voice and perspective, disagreements are organic, and their collaborating on a plan of action is relatable. There's no Professor X here to provide guidance, a mansion, and a stealth fighter. These are just a bunch of people from all walks of life, trying to escape a bad situation, barefoot and underdressed in backwoods and off the highway. As they're hunted by other powered beings, we see clever applications of everyone's special abilities, and Paul Ryan's relatively unglamorous art suits this more domestic take on mutant tropes. There's a reason why this was the New Universe title that lasted the longest, and managed to be one of the best regarded Mark Gruenwald series.

I wrote a lot about Flint last month, so that doesn't leave much for me to say about G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #54. The cover by Mike Zeck had him parachuting while a Cobra airship came gunning fort him, and was memorably featured on one of those animated TV commercials where Marvel conspired with Hasbro to sidestep regulations by promoting the comic books, and not the toys, even though they chant "Cobra Launch Base" fifty-something times in thirty seconds. Flint is captured by the twins Zander and Xamot to be turned over to Dr. Mindbender for conditioning. Can you smell the refresh in here? There's also a lot of Serpentor, while Cobra Commander and Destro are literally buried and presumed dead under the remains of The Pit, just to make the subtext text.

I wouldn't see the actual flick until home video, but I did buy the first issue of Howard the Duck: The Movie at the local 7-11. Given that they only had three issues to adapt a feature film, I'm not sure that it was wise to devote so many pages to the moody opening scenes and the "Hunger City" sequence where the band Cherry Bomb plays Howie through a series of misadventures upon his arrival in the misfit city of "Cleve-Land." What was wise was having Kyle Baker draw it, giving the very '70s Howard a fully '80s makeover. The book just looks cool, even if the story's a mess and Baker is definitely in comic strip mode. I got a commission done of Beverly to get signed by Lea Thompson, but was embarrassed when the artist sexed her up. I wish I'd given Baker's Beverly art as the reference instead of pictures, because he better balances the new wave rocker and suburban girl next door qualities of the character as depicted in the movie. Danny Fingeroth's script doesn't launder the weaknesses from the movie as effectively, and in fact he probably highlights the more off-putting aspects of the characters' personalities, which is likely why I didn't come back for the other two parts. I do think I'll keep an eye out for the last Marvel Super Special magazine that collects the lot though, if I can get it cheap. Let's be real-- if I find one, it'll be cheap.

Justice #2 features more of a young Geof Isherwood's solid Adamsesque pencils undermined by Vince Colletta inks, as our protagonist kills his cellmates in a New York jail. Then he's interrogated by Rebecca Chambers. I was going to make a Cheers joke, but I myself was mixing up Diane Chambers and Rebecca Howe, when the most famous Rebecca Chambers is the S.T.A.R.S. chick from the first Resident Evil that isn't Jill Valentine. This Becky Chambers is the Black plainclothes cop that was pursuing the same drug dealers as John Tensen, the guy we mostly just call Justice. He's totally hot for Becky's pure blue aura, to the extent that he kisses her, which even in the '80s was a big no-no (while being interrogated for multiple murders, I mean.) His whole story about being a Justice-Warrior from another dimension gets a big boost when the pair are attacked by brown-skinned were-creatures that run wild on the jail. These creatures lack auras, and cannot be effected by Justice energy "sword," so he just has to straight up break their necks. But his left-hand shield square things still stop Becky's bullet, so don't ask me how this is supposed to work as anything but a pure fantasy title, surely undercutting that "world outside your window" sales pitch. Justice basically just walks out of the pokey, then brutally executes a bunch of drug dealers to get the money to pay for a cab ride to Los Angeles. I don't know what drugs Steve Englehart was on when he wrote this, but you can definitely note his distinctly oddball touch over the next several issues, now that both of the book's creators have abandoned it.

Marvel Saga #13 is back for the second week of September. It's a Daredevil spotlight issue, given verisimilitude by Klaus Janson inks on the Keith Pollard cover. The earlier pages though are devoted to Hulk's first major battle with the combined Fantastic Four and Avengers, with that great Donkey Kong image of Hulk throwing girders from atop a skyscraper under construction as the heroes make their way up and through it. Black Widow gets introduced to Iron Man, triggering flashbacks to her origins with Gene Colan art and too many repurposed OHOTMU entries. Spider-Man gets Betty Brant's ne'er-do-well brother killed, and the Avengers face the Masters of Evil. It's a good issue, made better by the Daredevil section favoring Frank Miller art, though it made for a nice juxtaposition with the sunnier Bill Everett panels.

After the United States' defeat in the Vietnam conflict, and the despicable reception our lost and wounded soldiers faced upon returning home, we as a nation needed to have a serious conversation about these matters in the aftermath. But instead we got Reagan and Rambo to whitewash the whole thing, with Jim Braddock returning to liberate P.O.W.s and effectively win the war we lost as late as 1989. There were a few years of introspection, and then we were right back to Team America: World Police. As a child of the '80s, I was exposed to a near constant barrage of Vietnam War material, and I wasn't really prepared to parse the legitimate consideration from the "Namsploitation." I don't recall if it was myself or my brother who bought the first issue of Marvel Comics The 'Nam, as we more or less alternated issues, and I'm also not sure where that title fell on the line I've drawn. At the most basic level, the book was conceived by Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter, who had a mock-up put together that married the title to an image from a G.I. Joe comic, and they ended up hiring popular Joe artist Michael Golden. You have to figure Shooter wanted a Joe-like title that Marvel would own, and would tap into the popular subject of cinema at the time. On the other hand, he assigned the job of editor to G.I. Joe and actual Vietnam vet Larry Hama, who turned around and hired fellow vet Doug Murray to write it as a real-time exploration of Murray's own experiences in the war. So whatever Shooter's intentions, Hama was playing it straight, and it seemed to make a major splash, The first issue outsold Uncanny X-Men, and it was a newsstand staple for as long as Golden was on the title. The book got glowing newspaper write-ups, was swiftly collected in trade paperback, and was also repackaged as a black & white magazine. I feel like this book had to be tapping into a mainstream audience beyond the comics faithful, but when I look at circulation statements, they're nothing special. Less than 170K by around issue #15, and Golden would have drawn most of them up to that point, which had to be disappointing for someone of his fame. This first issue is stunning to look at, not only for its hyper-detailed art, but also for Golden's sublime coloring. You're immediately endeared to the characters, despite relatively sparse dialogue peppered with so much lingo that a dense glossary was included at the back of each issue to decipher it. That said, we ate it up, and for a brief period, it was among our favorite titles.

Among the effects of the Mutant Massacre was my actually buying Uncanny X-Men every month with my own money, even #212 with the Rick Leonardi art. That said, it had a bloody BWS Wolverine cover, and the start of the Logan versus Sabretooth feud. I guess Storm also fought Callisto again, but when it's over sewers full of meat that used to be Morlocks, who actually cares?

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: Week 1 of September, 1986



I accidentally missed The Marvel Saga, the Official History of the Marvel Universe #12 on the first week of August. It had Hulk & Sub-Mariner teaming up to battle the Fantastic Four. There was so much more FF and Namor in the early Marvel Comics stories than the MCU ones. The capsules are really flying by at this point, so I'm not going to touch on them episode by episode. Anyway, the return of Captain America in the early days of the Marvel Age triggers a lengthy recap of his history, blessedly involving peak art by Jack Kirby and John Byrne. We get into the Invaders, Baron Zemo, and Cap's joining the Avengers. I'll be honest-- I'm not certain that my brother bought this issue. The material in it is very familiar to me from the Fireside Sentinel of Liberty trade paperback and issues of the Stern/Byrne Cap run I picked up at flea markets. But he does get the next issue, so maybe it just didn't resonate as much with me because of that familiarity.

I'm uncertain when I got my hands on Alpha Flight #41, but I lean toward either a three-pack or a pull from the quarter bin. Either way, this 1986 comic gives me 1989 vibes. It's about the daughter of the Purple Man, a fairly obscure villain at the time, suddenly acquiring his powers and complexion rather late into her teenage years for a mutant. After learning her hidden backstory, she steals her mother's credit card and runs away to... a ski resort? See, she's had a lifetime crush on a now retired but far famed French-Canadian ski champion, who is now the super-hero Northstar, and she ends up using her power to control people on him. I didn't understand at the time why he was so put out by having the intense interest of an attractive young woman, but now that the subtext is long made text, I get it. If the Purple Man had done that to me, I wouldn't have been cool with it, either. I've always liked Dave Ross, very well served by the inks of Whilce Portacio, and the purchase would make more sense if it occurred after one handed off the reins to the Punisher ongoing series to the other. Despite digging the story, it would be years before I got around to the next chapter.

My brother bought Amazing Spider-Man #283, which I read for the thin connection to Secret Wars via the appearances of Titania and the Absorbing Man. He also got Animax #1, based on a toy line so short-lived that I don't think he even had any of the figures, and you guys, he had so many action figures. I ran an eBay search, and they apparently came with a MOTU-style mini-comic, but the full sized Marvel ones are a lot more readily available than the actual figures, and look a lot better besides. You can still snag loose toys for under $20, so I'm guessing they're no so much ultra rare as simply little traded undesirables. Some of the villains look pretty neat, but that heroes are all dorks in giant animal masks that make them all look like Razorback. There's a reason why that Mort was used early and often in John Byrne's humorous Sensational She-Hulk run. The comic is actually really neat-- a bizarre heavy metal Mad Max riff with animal/machine cyborgs, which makes it real unnerving when you see the bad guys spit-roasting such a creature, despite being some sort of hybrids themselves. This features rare, sorta mainstream heroic artwork by Sam & Max creator Steve Purcell, given a savage embellishment by the finally beneficial Gerry Talaoc. The book already gives big pagan vibes, but then the lead villain goes full bondage freak-- red skin and bat wing Satanic Panic action. This feels like an ill-fitting foreign import, so how this was spawned in Reagan's America, I'll never know. And Walt Simonson wrote it? What a trip. The book lasted four issues, but our interest and/or accessibility didn't.

Lil' bro also had Doctor Strange #80, in which all manner of monster attacked the Master of the Mystic Arts' friendship circle, and the man himself spiritually, as his physical body was undergoing surgery at a hospital. Another sophisticated tale by Peter B. Gillis, with some of the best art of Chris Warner's career, under Randy Emberlin inks. Definitely had Groo the Wanderer #22 in the house, though I'm not sure who bought it. This was the one where an ambassador with the unfortunate name of Gru, spelled with a "u," is constantly mistaken for the dim-witted barbarian and beaten for it. It's a cute bit that overstays its welcome, which frankly, is how I tend to view Groo as a whole.

I remember being put off by that little league cover to Mark Hazzard: Merc #2 when I was eyeballing it at the 7-11. I've never had any interest in sports, and hate when they intrude on my nerdy comics world. I needn't have worried, because the story is also about Mark's son's dumb baseball game violently colliding with the grim realities of a Soldier of Fortune. That said, it's also a funny book, before Peter David went completely overboard with the puns and sight gags. Mark Hazzard is a thug from a brutal world, so the humor stays firmly in the sardonic and bleak vein. This material needs to be collected in a higher quality presentation, certainly more so than freakin' Nightmask, which got a comprehensive trade paperback in 2018 to tie in with Secret Wars, I guess? Gray Morrow's art is shot directly from the pencils, and the line is so light that it nearly disappears on newsprint. A lot of the definition comes from D. Martin's pale coloring, which is also imperiled by the lousy paper, but entirely appropriate to the art. Merc was easily the most grounded, realistic, and in the early issues handily the overall best New Universe title. But part of its reality is that however sympathetic its lead may be played here, this guy would be a villain in the Marvel Universe, and that had to set a moralist like Jim Shooter's teeth on edge. This was so early in David's career that I have an easier time seeing him getting fired from this book for some of the choices he makes here than having left of his own volition, and at least as credited, this is Morrow's last issue for a while. Most of the time, I think the creative turnover on these title is a result of their being low paying dregs, but here, I think the book was simply too daring for the boss man. I love it, and will miss this team going forward.

My brother bought the Mutant Massacre tie-in Power Pack #27 for the Wolverine and Sabretooth appearances. It was overall too domestic and kiddie for our tastes, but then you'd have Scalphunter standing atop a pile of bodies as he gunned down adorable mutant children. Man-- that's just wrong. I like the Jon Bogdanove art a lot more now than I did then, but then again, Power Pack still strikes me as a kid's books that their parents would prefer, so that tracks.

As I mentioned last month, my Batman #402 came in a three-pack, so it's wild how much of this thing was centered on my interests, while being bought largely sight unseen. As the middle book numerically, I might noty have known that there was a Jim Starlin cover in the mix, much less full interiors. This may have been around the time Epic Comics started playing monkey-in-the-middle with his Dreadstar royalty checks, and I understand that he needed the fill-in gig for quick cash to pay an income tax bill. After having spent most of the '80s on cosmic science fantasy, and also entering a period when he was losing interest in drawing, Starlin's stiffness and extremely dated fashions stood out like a sore thumb. Bruce Wayne hanging out at the Playboy Mansion in his Hef smoking jacket with a clearly much younger Robin and a John Watters-looking Alfred should have had Wertham spinning in his grave, and the Swanderson look of it all would have been Seduction of the Innocent era appropriate. But Starlin also brings a '70s New York urban grit, along with some serious grindhouse ultraviolence that could have only gotten by an almost entirely defanged Comics Code Authority. It's about a guy whose mind is broken by tragedy, and comes to think that he's the Batman, but with an m.o. closer to Shadowhawk. Batman had to catch him, to clear his own name, and before "he" kills again. Not gonna lie, I lapped it up. By the way, I didn't realize that all this material had been collected into a trade in 2015, and thought I might pick it up. The not so aptly named Batman:Second Chances trade is going for upwards of $150 online. That just seems stupid high to me for readily attainable late '80s corporate IP that will inevitably be reprinted again, if only on account of those stupid prices indicating demand.

Tuesday, August 13, 2024

DC Special Podcast: DK Encyclopedia Diaries 14

Volume XIV
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Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé Podcast #25

(August 1986)


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ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey] noun 1. a summing up; summary. 2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.
In Comic Reader Résumé, I use Mike’s Amazing World of Comics to travel back through time via his virtual newsstand to the genesis point of my lifelong collecting of comics. From there, I can offer a “work history” of my fandom through my active purchasing of (relatively) new comic books beginning in January of 1982, when my interest in the medium went from sporadic and unformed to routine on through compulsive accumulation. To streamline the narrative and keep the subjects at least remotely contemporaneous, I will not generally be discussing what we call back issues: books bought long after their publication date. Sometimes, I will cover a book published on a given month that I picked up within a year or so that date, and I give myself an especially wide berth on this aspect in the first couple of “origins” episodes. We’ll get more rigidly on point as my memories crystallize and my “hobby” spirals out of control into the defining characteristic of my life (eventually outpacing squalor and competing neuroses.) It’s part personal biography, part industry history, and admittedly totally self-indulgent on my part.

This episode includes Batman #401, Classic X-Men #3, Cracked #224, D.P. 7 #1, Elfquest #16, G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #53, G.I. Joe Order of Battle #1, Justice #1, Mighty Thor #373, New Mutants #46, Psi-Force #2, Strikeforce: Morituri #1, Uncanny X-Men #211, X-Factor #10, and more!

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Sunday, July 28, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: Late August, 1986

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I liked Elfquest well enough when I read it, but I didn't pick it up regularly, and they all tend to run together in my memories. It doesn't help that I also read this material in the oversized collections you could check out from at least one of my school libraries. I read #14-16 some way, but aside from a moment here and there, there wasn't enough worth talking about worth bringing up. This third one though, I remember all too well, and may have contributed to my not keeping up with the monthlies. "Noisybad Highthing!" introduced these little multi-colored flying fairies with a very distinctly annoying speech pattern. They vomited sticky Spider-Man web fluid at people, and made victims hibernate for years at a time once encased in it. They fit that fairy tale sweet spot of being adorable to some and creepy to others, more the latter for myself. But Elfquest was also, in modern parlance, "horny on main," so that might have kept me coming back. Numerous pages were spent on two sets of half naked couples in some stage of getting their freak on, so despite being on the newsstand, the book did not carry a CCA approval stamp.

Embarrassing as it is to admit now, especially in light of the fantastically rendered headshot cover on The Mighty Thor #373, but in 1986, I couldn't easily tell Sal Buscema and Walt Simonson apart. I mean, if you put a Buscema Spider-Man and a Simonson X-Factor in front of me, sure, but they were similar enough on Thor to confuse me. The same subject matter and super-distinct work of the greatest letter of all time, John Workman, worked to muddy my perceptions. The book just kind of looked the same to my still developing eye for art styles. And it's not like I was regularly following the construction yard adventures of Sigurd Jarlson, which fairly screams "we're clear tired of the dual identity bit, but are unwilling to leave the safety of the familiar." The majority of this book involves Norse Gods babysitting other people's children. It was not my scene. But the last few pages drags Thor into the Mutant Massacre crossover, because I guess they figured to use a sales bump, or the Simonsons were just so deep into the plotting of more central books that it just spilled over. But yeah, a frog from the New York sewer told Thor about it while he was hanging in the park, and next thing you know, Angel's getting his wings pinned by harpoon. My half-brother bought this one a bit after the fact.

After utterly failing to live up to the hype, X-Factor #10 takes this bland, vestigial X-title and returns it firmly to the fold at the start of the Mutant Massacre and Walt Simonson's run as artist. If that wasn't enough, it's also a Marvel 25th anniversary cover with a Cyclops head shot and the well regarded gray border filled with Marvel heroes. Once again, I didn't buy it myself, but my brother did, and he loved it. I think Louise Simonson and Bob Harras knew the title needed a kick in the pants, so taking part in the first big X-title crossover, much less one with a huge body count that this specific issue contributes mightily to, was just what editorial ordered. We've got your Morlock tunnels lined with bodies, the Marauders, Sabretooth, Apocalypse, and it all ends with Angel's wings impaled to a wall. The kids were more responsive to this than Beast going clothes shopping, let me tell you.

Cracked #224 is scanned onto the Internet Archive, so I can confirm that I owned the issue, but I already had a good run at this magazine last month. It still looks pretty bad, but they've go some notable creators. Dan Clowes did an Ugly Family installment, Peter Bagge did a single page gag with Bill Wray-- I never realized how many '90s indie guys I dug were on this book first doing booger jokes. There's a Born in the U.S.A. cover and a Billy Idol on the back, both crossed with Sylvester the Janitor. There's a Cosby Show parody, and pop star Garbage Pail Kids, and this whole ninja mail order catalog thing. Whatever. Moving on. Unfortunately to Mad Magazine #266, which also took on Cosby, and they both took extended digs at Hands Across America. It was such a dumb idea. Other satires included Who's the Boss, Growing Pains, and Wheel of Fortune. Mad had all the guys that you associate with this type of mag, like Mort Drucker, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones, Dave Berg, Will Elder, Harvey Kurtzman, Angelo Torres, Jack Davis, and Al Jaffee. I don't think either title holds up, but at least Cracked was more visually fresh. Mad's art staff was more than a little long in the tooth, and the only way I can tell that this isn't a '70s issue is the subject matter.

I've been thinking recently about how utterly amazing the work of Bill Sienkiewicz was, especially in this period. But as a kid, I wanted nothing to do with him, and he was perhaps the first penciller that I outright hated. I've never been a Bob McLeod guy, and my tolerance for kid heroes is limited, so suffice to say I tended to avoid New Mutants like the plague. At one time, it was enough to be X-Men adjacent to score top ten sales status, but with more related titles and stronger competition overall, the X-office needed to run a tighter ship. Of course New Mutants #46 would tie into the Mutant Massacre, but more than that, we'd get at least one crossover per year thereafter to keep that ship afloat. Barry Windsor-Smith was doing their covers in this period, and this has to be among the worst of them. The X-Men and a bunch of Morlocks burst through a wall in the X-Mansion, to the surprise of the barely present titular leads. It looks like it should be an interior half-splash, especially with Colossus being given a dialogue balloon, plus it was the umpteenth variation of "you X-Babies clear out so the adults can get the actual work done." The interiors were by Jackson Guice and Kyle Baker, an interesting combo that I found far more palatable than previous art teams. Not the main thrust was that the X-Men had evacuated the homeless mutants being slaughtered en masse by the Marauders back to their pad, now serving as a makeshift medical ward. Please don't ask me to explain the logistics of people who, if I recall correctly, lived in the sewers on the island of Manhattan, walking in one night to upstate New York via those same sewers. Besides, more pages are devoted to the New Mutants characters that I was largely unfamiliar with muddling in their own affairs in the periphery, contributing nothing. In the end, the bugger off to fight the evil father of the techno-organic alien member that they'd adopted, so they couldn't even be bothered to battle a mutant during the Mutant Massacre. I can't even blame my brother, because I bought this one, but not the next.

Psi-Force #2 picked up where the first issue left off, with the runaways carrying their dead mentor's body, wrapped in a stolen rug, around downtown San Francisco. They're trying to get it back to their shelter, but face a Warriors' style gauntlet in completing that task. Hilary Barta and Romeo Tanghal don't compliment Mark Texeira as well as Baker in the debut, but it's still a much more attractive and contemporary looking title than most of the New Universe's offerings. Steve Perry juggles a lot of nefarious parties of interest pursuing these kids, with a steady ratcheting of tension. He's much better here than on the abortive Blackthorne Omni-Men series, and this book didn't live up to the potential established in his two issues for the rest of my time following it. But I did enjoy the title enough to stick with it for a while yet.

I recollect tossing through Strikeforce: Morituri #1 at the 7-11, but not picking it up. Like many of my generation, I have to fight the Mandela Effect of associating it with the New Universe, since it was developed for that line and released at the same time with a similar trade dress. Instead, I was given my brother's brother's laminated-cover copies of the first three issues. So possessing personally gimmicked editions, I of course finally read the things, and I thought they were swell. The premise was that aliens that were a cross between the Predators, the creature from Explorers, and the enthusiastic consumerism of E.T. began a reign of terror over the Earth. They mostly acted like raiding parties in old westerns-- dropping onto towns, raping and pillaging, collecting slaves, and slaughtering anyone who got in the way. Humans were initially powerless to stop them, until a scientist developed a procedure to literally empower people. The Morituri process first gave a subject superhuman strength to endure the rest of the process, and then the subject would develop superhuman abilities. The first group were a trio called the Black Watch, who died valiantly taking out the leader of the alien's campaign against Earth. They were immortalized in comic within a comic, and their story inspired more volunteers for the procedure to take the fight back to the invaders. The catch was that the Black Watch was originally supposed to be a quintet, but two volunteers died while their powers were being developed. A third spontaneously combusted, accidentally killing a fourth in the process. The human body simply couldn't sustain the Morituri process for long, and anyone who undergoes it were expected to die badly within a year. If I recall correctly, the book ran in real time, unless that ol' Mandela Effect is acting up again, mixing it up with the New Universe or The 'Nam. Regardless, all of the characters introduced here should be dead by the twelfth issue, and the book is as much about how they deal with their imminent mortality as it is about using their powers to fight the aliens. 1986 is considered by many to be the greatest year in comic book history for mainstream content, with the much heralded works of Frank Miller and Alan Moore taking up most of the oxygen. The Strikeforce: Morituri got something to say. At the end of the day, it's still a sci-fi melodrama most indebted to Chris Claremont, but Claremont rarely operated at this level. I'd argue it as a career best for Peter B. Gillis and Brent Anderson, aided by the shine of a newcomer inker named Scott Williams. The inker's buddy drew the comic-within-a-comic, and While Portacio would soon offer a few fill-ins to establish himself as a penciller. Even the late Jim Novak is reminding me that he rates high ranking among the best letterers ever.

Sunday, July 21, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: Early August, 1986



My reading of books published in August of 1986 starts with a belated comic. I got Batman #401-403 is a three pack together, and I believe that it was from a toy store this time? Maybe another deal like that Man of Steel partial set with the cardboard envelope at Circus World? Despite still considering myself a Batman fan in this period, as with Superman, I had never made much of an investment in the hero's comics adventures up to this point. Their Pre-Crisis solo outings mostly bored me, but these stripped down post-400 Batman logo treatments had that air of late '80s sophistication. Decades removed, this genre-embarrassed generic fontiness would get an immediate veto, but at this point gave the title a cool aloofness. I wasn't used to seeing John Byrne drawing DC characters, and Magpie barely qualifies, as she's a rarely seen again new villain with a rare penchant for voluntary alopecia. I'd turn to crime too if I had to maintain three separate Mohawk hairstyles simultaneously on the same head. But anyway, getting past the Byrne, you had admittedly rough and rushed Trevor Von Eeden interiors, coming off the failed Thriller series. He'd drawn what is still one of my favorite Batman things ever, the 1982 Annual with Ra's Al Ghul, and his minimalism just played into that "yes, it is a Batman comic, but we don't care if you know that" vibe. Von Eeden was the original artist chosen for Year One, before being replaced by David Mazzucchelli, and there's a continuity between their Tothian styles. I'm not sorry things worked out as they did, since Mazzucchelli was at the peak of his powers on a story that remains a high water mark for the medium nearly four decades on. But if I may be so bold, I can't say Von Eeden wouldn't have had at least a similar impact, and he manages to convey a real menace in Magpie that nothing about her name, look, or modus operandi would suggest she could pull off otherwise. It's a little insane to me that there's a Brian Bolland pin-up at the back of this thing, that may well have been intended for the cover, and it's the least visually striking element of this package. "The New Adventures" branding is many months out, but Barbara Randall's edgy story suggests the attitude well in advance.

This is the last week of launch titles for the New Universe line, and it's probably not a great sign that I went to read the first issue of Displaced Paranormals, or D.P. 7, and realized that I'd already read it in recent weeks but forgotten. It had a police line-up cover that was like Love & Rockets on Lithium, and was about a more mundane but diverse team of X-Men who run away from the School for Gifted Youngsters when they found out Professor X was going to lobotomize and sell them out to the C.I.A. I was never that into the late Paul Ryan, and gave this book a pass on art alone, but my brother bought it, so I eventually read his.

On the other hand, I did buy Justice #1, which was more of a New Universe breaker than Star Brand, which took all the heat. Created by Archie Goodwin and Walt Simonson, Justice borrowed heavily from the Terminator, featuring a tall, well-built New Wave Punk in a trench coat with glowing red eyes who wanders around Alphabet City killing other punks, seemingly indiscriminately. Simonson bailed as soon as the development money ran out, but Goodwin had a staff editorial position, so he was stuck teaming with young artist Geoff Isherwood to get the book out. Isherwood was more in the Neal Adams vein, and therefore my own, plus I wasn't hip enough to know Justice's whole scene was derivative and years out of date. It helped to cover that this was actually a stealth high fantasy series, with the silver-mulletted quasi-knight Tensen having been exiled to Earth from another dimension by magical ninjas after his affair with the queen was discovered. With patchy memories and no clear way home, Tensen uses his ability to see the auras of others to judge good versus evil. His right hand is a "sword" that fires destructive energy to reduce to ash any wicked that Tensen finds, while his left hand is a shield that erects force field squares to protect those deemed innocent. And again, since Star Brand was comparatively morally and structurally complex, the Justice vigilante just goes from drug dealer to pimp and so on, killing all the bad ones, and learning of the joys of hot dogs paid for in blood. All inked by Vinnie Colletta, looking like Jim Mooney doing a Death Wish comic. So it was dumb and violent when that was the style of the time, and I'd be back for seconds.

The cover to G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #53 is a Mike Zeck Snake-Eyes head shot, and I bought it on a t-shirt just this year. Hey, it's a chest-up, and he also draws a forearm holding up an Uzi. Within the parameters of the assignment, Zeck went above and beyond. But also, Snake-Eyes isn't even in this issue. "Pit-Fall" is about Cobra forces assailing the headquarters of G.I. Joe while the team is on suspension and the actual members are off-site. It's mostly about older brass who were deliberating on the Joes' fate being put in the position of having to replace them. But more importantly, it was a Flint spotlight issue, as he and Lady Jaye are two of the few members in the area, and Flint sacrifices himeslf to make sure his best gal could serve the greater good.

Uncanny X-Men #211 was the proper launch of the Mutant Massacre crossover, with another iconic JRJR Wolverine cover, this one a close-up of popped claws and frayed mask with a Marvel 25th anniversary border. Not being well versed in detecting art styles, I just assumed Romita had done his usual work on the interiors, though it's now obvious Bret Blevins provided a fair share of the pencils on this issue. Credit to Al Williamson for keeping the overall look consistent, though I was easily distracted by all the murder the Marauders were up to, followed by the X-Men getting ripped to bits trying to stop all that murder. We lapped this up in the '80s, but I admit that it's harder on the system at middle age to watch all this wholesale slaughter as entertainment. Honestly, it was much more abstract and fanciful back then, before you could watch videos of actual atrocities online. Given how much I and much of my generation hated Blevins' New Mutants run, looking at these pages, it's kind of a shame that he didn't get the Uncanny assignment instead. Objectively, Blevins was great at drawing awkward teenagers, where Marc Silvestri would have sexed them up like he did the kids in X-Factor. However, I don't care about New Mutants, and Blevins would have been a smoother transition from Romita. I'll also point out that this issue offered The Marvel Mutant Massacre Map, with Walt Simonson doodling in Beast, Nightcrawler, Angel, and one of the Power Pack kids while detailing the reading order of the sprawling 11-part, five title crossover. This was an extremely successful and well regarded event story that led to Marvel having their entire line of $4 books loosely connect for months on end today. This entire event cost barely more than two of those modern books, and involved three closely associated writers. We've lost so much common and story sense in the intervening decades.

I don't have the time or interest to go back and read all of these comics, but for various reasons there are a number of 1986 titles where I'm reading along with or ahead of this coverage. In the case of Classic X-Men #3, I bought an omnibus collection a while back, but I'm not sure when I'd ever read the thing without being prompted. I haven't had the slightest interest in the X-Men's modern adventures in decades, but I was deeply invested in the mutants of this time period. Since the collection only reprints the newly created material, as it progresses, we're talking about an investment of 6-8 pages a month, though they're written by Chris Claremont, so that's only about 48 pages worth of contemporary comics reading. Unfortunately, I waited three issues in to start. To make the original Len Wein issues more his own, plus to summarize a giant sized comic into a standard one, dozens of new pages were commissioned to, ironically, shrink the overall narrative. In other words, I went through pages 6-73 of the omnibus in service to following these "short" stories going forward. As it turns out, Dave Cockrum did come back for a lot of those interstitials, but he was so heavily embellished by Bob McLeod that I thought the inker did the whole page himself. Cockrum's work was already in decline by his second stint on X-Men, and we'd had the Paul Smith and John Romita Jr. runs since, so maybe that was for the best. I also didn't recall John Bolton's work being so impressionistic as I find it here, and in fact I now think I see a strong influence of this period's work on the artists Brian Stelfreeze and Jason Pearson, who are a few years out from getting published. Another head shot cover, this time of Storm. This issue involves the death and funeral of Thunderbird, but he was little remembered in this period, so commercial considerations exiled him posthumously to the inside frontpiece by Art Adams and Bolton's back cover.

G.I. Joe Order of Battle #1 started a four issue mini-series cover-billed as "The Official G.I. Joe Handbook," but drawing direct comparison with OHOTMU does it no favors. And it's in the drawings where it most comes up short, because instead of enlisting talented artists associated with both, like Mike Zeck, everything here is drawn by Herb Trimpe and Joe Delbeato. Simply drawing 32 Joes in full body static poses could be numbing for a set of artists, much less the same two guys, and they're rendered in an oddly passive manner for a bunch of rugged soldiers. Besides the lack of visual variety, there's no sourced reprint images to break things up, just one figure per page insides a file folder shaped box. The order is also rigid, listing only heroic Joes in alphabetical order for two issues, a third just for Cobra, and the fourth all vehicles. They don't even maintain the single creative team policy, because Eliot R. Brown does the vehicle issue by himself. Greater stylistic liberties are taken with Cobra, and they're just visually more dynamic in general, so it really would have broken things up to mix them and the vehicles in with the Joes. In my case, it was a fatal error, because I was so bored by the first issue that I didn't go back for more. Larry Hama was in file card mode, maybe offering an extra paragraph on top of what could be found on the action figure packaging, and far too fixated on dry data like what weapons they'd trained with, vehicles they were cleared to operate, and so on. The one almost backhanded compliment I can give is that I think Trimpe was enamored with Paul Smith at this time, because most of these entries have a PMS vibe. I was also a big Smith fan in this period, but I'm not sure he's the artist to ape for this subject matter or the target demographic.

Friday, July 5, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé Podcast #24

(July 1986)


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ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey] noun 1. a summing up; summary. 2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.
In Comic Reader Résumé, I use Mike’s Amazing World of Comics to travel back through time via his virtual newsstand to the genesis point of my lifelong collecting of comics. From there, I can offer a “work history” of my fandom through my active purchasing of (relatively) new comic books beginning in January of 1982, when my interest in the medium went from sporadic and unformed to routine on through compulsive accumulation. To streamline the narrative and keep the subjects at least remotely contemporaneous, I will not generally be discussing what we call back issues: books bought long after their publication date. Sometimes, I will cover a book published on a given month that I picked up within a year or so that date, and I give myself an especially wide berth on this aspect in the first couple of “origins” episodes. We’ll get more rigidly on point as my memories crystallize and my “hobby” spirals out of control into the defining characteristic of my life (eventually outpacing squalor and competing neuroses.) It’s part personal biography, part industry history, and admittedly totally self-indulgent on my part.

This episode includes Alpha Flight #39-40, Captain America #322-323, Casper #225, Classic X-Men #2, G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #52, Mark Hazzard: Merc #1, Marvel Saga #11, The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition #11-12, Psi-Force #1, Richie Rich #219, Son of Ambush Bug #4-6, Super Powers Vol. 3 #2, Uncanny X-Men #210, X-Factor #9, and more!

“Transcripts” Alpha Flight, Big Trouble in Little China, Captain America, Cracked, DC Comics, G.I. Joe, Marvel Comics, New Universe, Pac-Man, Spider-Man, Super Powers, Wolverine, X-Factor, X-Men, Atari, Maximum Overdrive, Movies, Music, Q*bert, Superman, Video Games, Comic Reader Résumé

Sunday, June 30, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: Late July, 1986

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Marvel Comics had decided to celebrate its quarter-century anniversary, as marked by the publication of Fantastic Four #1 in the summer of 1961, a couple of different ways. One was a now-iconic gray border around select covers featuring style guide friendly versions of their top characters smiling at the readers as they encircled a different close-up head shot of the book's star-- probably at a reduced rate for that artist. You see, Cadence Industries had been the parent company of Marvel since 1968, but would soon be liquidated, with Marvel being prepped for sale. Corners were being cut wherever they could, with the greatest impact on the other element of the celebration-- the launch of a new imprint. Editor-in-Chief Jim Shooter may have saved Marvel Comics, and even the mainstream comics industry, by whipping it into professional and corporation-appeasing shape in the late 1970s, but he broke an awful lot of eggs making that omelet. He developed a reputation for being cruel, capricious, demanding, and egocentric. For instance, earlier today, I was reading about how classic inker Chic Stone was recovering from a heart attack when he was greeted by a letter of termination from Shooter. Favorite son John Byrne had just left the company specifically because of Shooter, after both had proven their loyalty by testifying against Jack Kirby in his lawsuit for the return of his artwork and intellectual property. The boss man had also awarded himself the massive royalties from writing the event maxi-series Secret Wars, and was driving everyone nuts nitpicking tie-ins to its broadly reviled sequel.

There had been months of cryptic hype, with a series of house ads by Cynthia Martin showing a cosmic bolt traveling the solar system to strike the Earth, about what was known inside the industry as "The Shooterverse." In a n notable editorial, Shooter explained that this would be a line of adventure titles unconnected to Marvel continuity that would better reflect "the world outside your window." But again, within the industry, it was known as a boondoggle thrown together by moonlighting editors after hours for no money after the budget was slashed, on books staffed by unknowns and the exact types of aging veterans Shooter had been running out of Marvel for years prior. Whether through circumstance, incompetence, or intentional sabotage, this New Universe was seen as a monument to Jim Shooter's hubris whose failure would be ecstatically celebrated within the industry.

But I was just a kid looking at the new comics at 7-11, knowing nothing of this beyond what Marvel's promotion had told me. According to Mike's Amazing World, there were two titles offered on the launch week. Spitfire and the Troubleshooters #1 was an immediate pass. I didn't know what a spitfire was, besides the clunky fire engine red robot on the cover. I didn't know what troubleshooters were either, but the dorks hanging off the robot had big TSR-80 Wiz Kids energy. The last straw though was the old-timey artwork by Herb Trimpe, not drawing in his more modern G.I. Joe Special Missions style, which wouldn't have worked with the Silver Age inks of Joe Sinnott anyway.

Better odds were with Star Brand #1, for which star artist John Romita, Jr. had quit The Uncanny X-Men in an act of solidarity with Mein Kapitan. This was the only New Universe title that Jim Shooter himself wrote, about a guy who in most ways resembled Shooter himself, as a writer-insert. Blonde motorbike Shooter stand-in met an old man in the woods who gave him cosmic power tied to a sort of movable tattoo that was blatantly swiped from the Eclipse Comics moon & star colophon. Besides ridiculing the Marty Sue lead, critics also pointed out that the scale of the Star Brand's power, and his fighting a tentacle-alien that wielded laser rifles and wore power armor, was a pretty big leap past the grounded reality that was being forced upon every other book in the "Shooterverse." I wasn't yet adapt enough at recognizing art styles to notice that this was a penciller that I had been enjoying elsewhere, plus that first issue was very heavy on mundane character interaction. Worse, the Star Brand's power set and goofy alien foe recalled the Superman comics that I had rejected in my youth. Probably the worst was the cover, where inker Al Williamson had obliterated any trace of Romita's style to show the hero floating in space... just like a typical Superman image. So I put it back, and only dug the run out of the quarter bin of Marauder Books in 1989. The New Universe was failing to launch.

Two more New Universe titles arrived for the fourth week of July. Nightmask #1 was another pass. While the cover image well communicated that our hero was a teen who, with the helped of his wheelchair-bound sister, could cast himself as a black-leotarded sleepy-time hero into dreams... it also looked like a Mad Magazine parody of something like Dreamscape. Once again, I didn't know what a night mask was, so the pun was lost on me, as was any appeal from the fay and unimaginative silhouette costume. Once again, writer Archie Goodwin had normal people in plain clothing talking way too much to overcome the generic fantasy ogre when it finally came time for battle. Tony Salmons was never a fanboy favorite, so having him inked by the also unloved Bret Blevins was like a Vegemite and sardine sandwich. It was as if when Shooter stole the Star Brand from Eclipse, he also tried to take their Marvel Lite company-owned titles like The New Wave and Freedom Project. I only got a few of these out of the quarter bin.

Psi-Force #1 finally broke the New U's unlucky streak. I can usually spot Kyle Baker's inks from a mile away, and there are traces here and there, but he exercised an uncommon fidelity to Mark Texeira's line that I approved of. I'd encounter Tex here and there over the years, but this was the book that finally got my full attention. Steve Perry's story was very indebted to Stephen King ESP-infused thrillers like Firestarter, Carrie, and The Dead Zone, though some of that may have been under the orders of co-creators Archie Goodwin and Walter Simonson. A rogue C.I.A. agent uses his paranormal abilities to gather together five similarly gifted teenagers before they can be recruited or killed by various nefarious organizational entities. He's killed in the process, but his likeness is seen in a gestalt being periodically generated by the kid's combined abilities. This "Psi-Hawk" was heavily indebted to the Infinity Man of Kirby's Forever People, or more recently the phoenix from Gatchaman and the Lion Force Voltron. Psi-Force wasn't the only contender for the slot of X-Men in the New Universe, but as an X-Men fan, I thought it was off to a pretty good start in clenching the title.

My half-brother's mother was adopted from Ireland, and he always made a big deal about those roots, so that may have contributed to his buying Web of Spider-Man #20, with Peter Parker reporting on the IRA.

After a couple years' worth of irregular and parasitic reading, I finally returned to buying Captain America with #323. It was another one of those Marvel 25th anniversary head shots, and I was always a sucker for a grinning Cap. I still struggled with Paul Neary's art, one of the main reasons that I wasn't keeping up with the book, but I was intrigued by the premise of "Super-Patriot Is Here." Mark Gruenwald had been throwing a lot of ideologically-opposed opponents at Cap, but here was a guy that claimed to better represent modern America, and certainly a more crass and cynical one. I spent most of my childhood resting my head on a bicentennial pillow, and I considered myself patriotic, but maybe the jingoism of Reagan's America was starting to get to me? Or maybe I just thought Super Patriot looked cool, and I liked seeing Cap fight a guy who weaponized his own identity against him? Anyway, the storyline hooked me, and I'd keep up with it.

The third week of New Universe releases continued the batting average of the second. Kickers, Inc. #1 introduced a football player who gained super-abilities that he used to form some sort of detective agency with some of his teammates? Man, this book made Super Powers hold its beer. I responded way better to Mark Hazzard: Merc #1, which seems to have put me at odds with the buying public, as usual. I wasn't following writers at the time, but this was written by the same guy that had done "The Death of Jean DeWolff," and I think I appreciated that same darkly humorous streak. Rejoining Peter David, if only for the cover, was Mark Beachum, who brought a Punisher vibe at a time when I was probably suffering slight withdrawals. The interiors were by Gray Morrow, another aging industry veteran with a dated style that I'd had little, unwelcome exposure to. However, that gritty graphite look worked for a "realistic" war story, reminding me a bit of Gene Colan, and Morrow had made his biggest splash on '70s Warren magazines, so he knew the territory. But mostly, I just took an immediate liking to Marc Hazzard. He was a tall, stocky guy with thinning hair that reminded me a little of my father. Hell, they both even had a big wooden African tribesman shield on their walls, if you can believe it. They both also had a way with the ladies and an estranged son from a past relationship, but I doubt my father was helping to overthrow South Pacific dictatorships on his weekends like Marc. To me, this was kind of a perfect first issue, with a done-in-one story that sets up the entire supporting cast, a fair amount a sexual titillation and brital violence, sprinkled with humor, lots of teases of the lead character's backstory and foreshadowing his unique circumstance as a soldier-for-hire trying to reconnect with his child. It was immediately my favorite New Universe title, and easily came the closest to fulfilling the line's mandate. So of course it was treated as the bastard stepchild, and not only the first title on the chopping block, but also the series that ended only after killing off its titular star. Though in that regard, it did set a precedent. So I guess this also re-calibrates my batting average, because I'll end up following both the longest and the shortest lived New U titles, but only for part of their first year. Only year, in Marc's case.

Though it probably helps to have Silver Surfer, punk Storm, and black suit Spider-Man on the front of Sif to Sunspot, the front cover to The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition #12 hardly misses a beat from losing Byrne in favor of Ron Frenz, already a brawny classical Marvel artist. A tough Buscema-style Namor on the back cover couldn't hurt, though. This issue struggles through a lot of group entries, but we also get Michael Golden, Art Adams, and Paul Smith.

Son of Ambush Bug #5 also got double-shipped this month, plus Keith Giffen had taken over the final issues of Hex, which might explain the four pages randomly drawn by Steven Bissette after the Bug bit Keith's pencil in half. Actually, "random" describes everything this issue, including how I came to it. I think I missed this one on the newsstand, and bought it newish off the rack of that baby comic shop inside the South Houston antique mall/flea market that we only occasionally visited. After repeating the opening gag of a magazine parody from last issue, this time Comic Buyer's Guide, we follow Irwin Schwab's imprisonment and kangaroo court trial for contempt of comics, with Two-Face serving as both defense attorney and prosecutor. We didn't say "meta" in the mid '80s, but the subtext has devoured the text, with the Bug serving as a stand-in for Giffen as he indicts himself for his inability to do what the fans want, and DC's unwillingness to let him do what he wants. The issue is a thinly veiled angry screed about how a character premised on being a Looney Tunes-style annoyance to Superman, who moves on to mocking the greater DC Universe, has been denied access to anything related to DC Comics. Notoriously, no one wanted to allow their heroes to appear in the upcoming funny Justice League relaunch, but Denny O'Neil took pity on the book and allowed the use of Batman in the earlier part of the run. After taking repeated jabs at the Superman office, it's telling that a Batman villain is the biggest "get" for this mini-series. We've forgotten about the Uh-Oh Squad, the government plot to use the suit's teleportation technology is abandoned in favor of a circular logic gag, Cheeks does a very on-the-nose DKR image followed by an uninspired Elmer Fudd lift, we're doing the Ditko objectivism as Kafka riff again, there's the tangent in the prehistoric Gorilla City-- it's just a bunch non-sequiters to fill out the page count. I know that the book was trying my patience now, there weren't really jokes to get, and the whole project seemed to sour. I think I saw the sixth issue on the stands, but lollygagged until it wasn't, and didn't complete the mini-series until I got it as a back issue from a shop in 1987. And even then, I think I'd tried the earlier, funnier mini-series, and loving that, finally resolved this one. I knew a lot of this went over my head at the time, but reading it as a comics-learned adult who's older than the creators were at the time, the series just makes me sad. Giffen was so bitter and lost, Robert Loren Fleming is barely hanging on in his anarchic scripting, and I shudder to think how things would have turned out for these talents if not for the breakout success of JLI. But I can say that I still really love the art on this thing, especially when Giffen would just draw some ugly weirdo in a panel for kicks.

Monday, June 24, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé: Early July, 1986

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When I was a little kid, other children's comic collections were filthy with Archies and Harveys. I'd dabble in the former, but I wasn't even that big a fan of the cartoons of the latter. I hadn't noticed, but Harvey Comics went on a four year hiatus, and returned with The Friendly Ghost, Casper #225. The cover announced, "Casper is back! You Asked For Him! Special Collector's Issue! Join the fun! With Harvey Comics!" It's the excess of cover hype that Son of Ambush Bug #1 had just made fun of, but I think it worked on me. They were just so excited to bring me more Casper, the dead kid from the genteel cartoon that played before the crack of dawn that I rarely watched. I recall nothing of the contents of that issue, and never bought another one. Heck, they did a cool looking revival a decade or two back that I did order, but they never came in, so even when I tried it clearly wasn't meant to be. Richie Rich #219 also came out that month, and also benefited from my FOMO. I could believe Casper was years departed, but I'd have sworn those Richie Rich digests were still lining the shelves of check-out lines. In animation, Casper hadn't appeared in much new since the early '60s, but that Silver Spoon brat had just come off a four season TV show in 1984, and how I despised his displays of affluence. His swindling me out of 75-cents for his pap did not endear me any further. Despite those two disappointments, I did feel a tinge of regret over skipping Hot Stuff: The Little Devil #165, the least recognizable but most fun looking of the three IPs. In retrospect though, shouldn't it have been Wendy the Good Little Witch in that third spot? Oh, and I only heard today that Marvel was going to take over publishing Harvey before the hiatus, and that the connections they made probably led to the creation of the Star Comics imprint. In fact, Harvey tried to sue Marvel for borrowing their laid off talent and design aesthetic, like that makes a lick of sense.

The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition #11 offers the last John Byrne cover, likely owing to his defecting to DC over his differences with Jim Shooter. As with George Perez on the original Who's Who covers, it's too bad that one of the greatest artists in comics history couldn't complete the assignment of drawing every character in a particular universe's reference book running roughly two years. Also, they were each replaced by... not all-timers. But DC went with wild divergences in style like Paris Cullins, Ernie Colón, Joe Staton, Eduardo Barreto, Kevin Maguire, and yes, John Byrne, with moonlighting editor Dick Giordano not offering the same steadying hand as Josef Rubenstein. I give Marvel the edge on consistency. Appropriately enough, She-Hulk, Scarlet Witch, and Sasquatch are on the cover for Richard Rider to Sidewinder, and Byrne does each of their entries. Aside from Mike Mignola on Rocket Raccoon, the first half is blah, but then it kicks into high gear. Mike Zeck goes beyond with Sandman and Scarecrow, Mark Beachum elevates Scorpion, and Art Adams delivers on Sersi and Shadowcat. Paul Gulacy supposedly returns to Shang-Chi, but I think it might be misattributed, because it looks more like period Kyle Baker to my eyes.

Son of Ambush Bug #4 likely came off the stand at a 7-11, but my memory gets fuzzy on the back half of this mini-series. Not helping is the fact that the vague semblance of a narrative muchly resolves within this issue. The book opens up with a three page parody of The Comics Journal that also summarizes the mini-series to date. Argh!yle's Plan of Steel is thwarted by John Byrne's first refusal for usage of Superman elements in other books, and so the entire orbiting Bureau satellite is literaly blown up by DC's legal department. The Interferor's origin is revealed, he puts Irwin Schwab through the paces of a cycle of reboots, and then... recedes from the core narrative. This is the last time the Bug's infernal nature as an escapee from Hell is really referenced. Combat Cheeks and his Frontline Medics gets a mock cover and single page strip, but has pretty much run its course. This issue still has humorous intent, the next not so much.

I'm sure someone in the family had a copy of G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #52, featuring an awkward Quick Kick versus Storm Shadow cover, and the ninja's reconciliation with Snake-Eyes in the wake of his near-death experience. Also, Serpentor avoids an assassination plot against him to become a folk hero to the Legions of Cobra, and the Joe team's operations are temporarily suspended in the wake of the Battle of Springfield. Adult-me sees a lot going on here, but I think kid-me was bored of all the talky-talky.

The Marvel Saga, the Official History of the Marvel Universe #11, once again covered by Keith Pollard, thinks telling the first adventure of "today's X-Factor" is a bigger selling point than it probably was. Likewise, a cover panel devoted to Molecule Man, hoping for a Secret Wars boost? So we get Magneto, a little gold armor Iron Man, Thor vs. Molto, Fantastic Four vs. Rama-Tut, Human Torch vs. the Acrobat as a fake Captain America, Giant Man, Hulk vs. Space Phantom, Hulk quits the Avengers, and Iron Man upgrades to the red & gold Ditko armor. Finally, two major revivals from World War II-- a Nick Fury still capable of enjoying 3-D glasses, and ol' Adolph himself as the Hate Monger, both in Fantastic Four.

Ironically, I finally committed to buying Uncanny X-Men with #210, just as the John Romita Jr. run was ending and the Mutant Massacre would serve as a peak before a steady decline in my interest in actually reading the book. But that's a few months off, and this grim cover of battered mutants daring you to "C'mon, mess with us-- make our day!!" was more of a fever pitch moment. The silhouetted Marauders were murdering muties and their allies, beginning with a Hellfire Club security officer and a rainbow-themed Morlock. Beyond those bookends though, it was a pretty standard issue with a lot of set-up. A closeted and incognito Dazzler was positioned to return in an upcoming issue. Rogue faced a bigoted peanut gallery at Macy's. Kitty Pryde had another argument against a prejudiced mob, but managed not to drop an n-bomb this time. Magneto questioned the threat posed by the mutant-busting X-Terminators and a role offered within the Inner Circle while navigating Xavier's legacy as headmaster of the School for Gifted Youngsters. It was very ominous, and I lapped it up.

On reflection, it was my brother who got the hot ticket first issue, so I had to settle for Classic X-Men #2 off the newsstand. This was an augmented version of original X-Men #94, and I wonder if these supplemental pages by original inker Bob McLeod ever got reprinted themselves. The Danger Room montage page from the old comic is expanded to two pages of sequential action, then there's a page with Cyclops having a meeting with Professor X, and another page that retcons the New Mutant Rahne Sinclair into a Moira McTaggert sequence. There's also subtle touch-ups, like a crazy-looking Beast being brought back to model. I wasn't wild for this early Len Wein/Dave Cockrum stuff, so it was a good call to sweeten the deal with the Art Adams pieces and the Claremont/Bolton back-ups, this time featuring the early friendship between Jean Grey and Storm, as Ororo attempts to confront her claustrophobia in a subway station. There's a reason why I got the omnibus collecting the supplemental material, but not the actual X-Men issues.

I thought I'd learned by lesson with Super Powers, but that poop-stain brown cover on #2 got all over my hands. I'm going to plead out that it featured a bunch of the characters from the third wave of the toy line that I was still curious about, including a fierce representation for Tyr that wasn't supported by very many other comics. Also, there's a skulking Darkseid in a robe who at one point gets iced by Mr. Freeze. Yeah, I'm out. It's like DC is actively avoiding my business.

I'm a little fuzzy on X-Factor #9. As a Freedom Force appearance and a sort of prelude to the Mutant Massacre, I'd be really surprised if my brother missed this one. I think I may have bought a copy of #1, but otherwise have not been supporting the title myself. This one was drawn by Terry Shoemaker, an artist that I never had a good bead on. He just seemed to hang out around the X-Offices picking up scraps, and got a bit of Wildstorm work in the '90s. His stuff is fine, but I've yet to meet any actual fans of the guy.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Comic Reader Résumé Podcast #23

(June 1986)


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ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey] noun 1. a summing up; summary. 2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.
In Comic Reader Résumé, I use Mike’s Amazing World of Comics to travel back through time via his virtual newsstand to the genesis point of my lifelong collecting of comics. From there, I can offer a “work history” of my fandom through my active purchasing of (relatively) new comic books beginning in January of 1982, when my interest in the medium went from sporadic and unformed to routine on through compulsive accumulation. To streamline the narrative and keep the subjects at least remotely contemporaneous, I will not generally be discussing what we call back issues: books bought long after their publication date. Sometimes, I will cover a book published on a given month that I picked up within a year or so that date, and I give myself an especially wide berth on this aspect in the first couple of “origins” episodes. We’ll get more rigidly on point as my memories crystallize and my “hobby” spirals out of control into the defining characteristic of my life (eventually outpacing squalor and competing neuroses.) It’s part personal biography, part industry history, and admittedly totally self-indulgent on my part.

This episode includes Alpha Flight #38, Captain America #321 & Annual #8, Classic X-Men #1, Dakota North #3, G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #51, G.I. Joe Special Missions #1, Howard the Duck #33, The Incredible Hulk and Wolverine #1, Madballs #1, Marvel Age Annual #2, Marvel Saga #10, The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Deluxe Edition #10, Power Man and Iron Fist #125, Spectacular Spider-Man #118, Super Powers Vol. 3 #1, Uncanny X-Men #209, X-Factor #8, and more!

“Transcripts” Alpha Flight, Captain America, DC Comics, Dakota North, G.I. Joe, Howard the Duck, Incredible Hulk, Madballs, Marvel Comics, Masters of the Universe, Spider-Man, Super Powers, Wolverine, X-Factor, X-Men, Asteroid, Atari, Karate Kid, Movies, Music, Space Invaders, Superman, Video Games, Comic Reader Résumé