Monday, April 16, 2012

Comic Reader Résumé: April, 1984



In April 1984, I must have found comfort in the familiarity of Al Milgrom's (and Jim Mooney's?) art, or liked the chromatically challenged pairing of symbiote-enhanced Spider-Man and Black Cat, since I bought Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #92. Perhaps I was just intrigued by the bold cover question, "What is... The Answer?" A cheesy villain in a lame story, that's what.




Daredevil #209 was better, though off-puttingly weird. A legion of little girl robots with bombs in them were set to explode, so Daredevil has to run around the city "deactivating" them. For instance, in one encounter, blind attorney Matt Murdock has to quietly knock one down an elevator shaft. Arthur Byron Cover had a black sense of humor that played heavy under the art of David Mazzucchelli and Danny Bulanadi. I suspect I'd enjoy it better today, as I'm now more adulterated. My strongest memory at the time of publication was sitting in the bedroom of the family trailer, cutting out an order form for Secret Wars action figures that I'd never send, and ruining my copy.




Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #4 showed great improvement, starting with an impressive cover image of the Hulk holding up 150 billion tons of mountain. I got hit with a lot of then-current continuity minutiae (Iron Man's a black guy now, and no one else knows?) that added value to the series as a means of keeping up to date with the entire universe. Bob Layton drew the issue, and I didn't mind, even though I was an established (if consciously unaware) Zeck fan.



Boy, I sure wasn't giving DC Comics much attention, was I? I didn't buy Blue Devil #2 for another few years, and I've yet to read the copy of the first issue I only acquired in the past decade or so. Still, it deserved mention before next month...

Friday, April 13, 2012

2011 Captain Marvel Explains It All by Nate Cosby and Evan “Doc” Shaner

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Writer Nate Cosby and artist Evan “Doc” Shaner have a better handle on the Shazam characters than anybody who's done them at DC ever. Just click the link to read the entire strip, or try these "quotes" from Cosby's Tumbler!

If Nate Cosby Wrote Captain Marvel...
It’s not that I can’t be mean. I could cuss a bunch and kill all the bad guys and stuff. But…look, I can’t even drive yet. I don’t have a bank account. I can’t vote or drink and I haven’t been to college. I don’t understand everything. So until I do, I’m gonna use the power I’ve got to do the RIGHT thing. Call me a wussy if you want…I’m just a boy trying to be a good man.

The squares are the neatest. I’ve been to Apokalips and seen the monstrous fire pits. Sailed to the moon and actually touched the American flag, floated over Armstrong and Aldrin’s footprints. Almost (sorta) went to Heaven one time, shook hands with an angel. But my favorite thing, the neatest thing…I get to see almost every day. I fly up, then look down…And I see all these huge squares, this patchwork of different pieces of land. I never flew in a plane when I was little, never really thought about what my town or state looked like from above. I like it, it reminds me of how how small we are, and what a big difference we can make, even if we don’t know it. Or, I dunno…maybe I just like looking at squares.

Dude. I need, I SUPER-NEED you to stop saying stuff about magic to me. I’m not Harry flippin’ Potter. I get big and fly and punch a thing and then punch a thing again if the first punch didn’t work! Isn’t that “MAGIC” enough!?!?!? Want me to say “ta-da” while I do it!?


If Nate Cosby Wrote Doctor Sivana...
This is my Death Ray! Thought about changing that name a few times. Matter-Displacing Ray, World Conquering Ray, Ray Of Eternal Suffering, etc etc. But Death Ray! DEATH!!!! Really cuts to the heart of the matter, you know? DEATH RAY. Sorry, I’m rambling. This Death Ray’s really been such a labor of love…once you get me started, I go on a roll! Ha ha. Anyway. Name me ruler of America or I’ll kill you with my Death Ray, Mister President.

Evan “Doc” Shaner Day

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

1988 Justice League International Postcards: Green Flame

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Art by Kevin Maguire and Joe Rubinstein

GREEN FLAME
Once a member of the Global Guardians, Beatriz DaCosta of Brazil is able to breathe hot or cold flame, as well as create illusions with sparks radiating from her eyes as the beautiful and deadly Green Flame!

I started out reading DC Comics, but didn't keep up with them very well in the latter half of the Bronze Age. In the early '80s, DC Comics pretty much were still just for kids, and something like the Super Friends tie-in comic was for really little kids, like Spidey Super-Stories. That's where the Green Flame made her debut, joining the Global Guardians, an Up With People for the cape set. Maybe those guys would have amounted to something if the token Super Powers like Apache Chief, Black Vulkan, Samurai, Pharoh, and El Dorado had ended up there. As it was, I didn't know they existed until after Keith Giffen had begun disbanding and deconstructing them in the wake of the Justice League going International. The JLI had already lost the new Dr. Light (or more frankly, never really wanted her in the first place,) and Mike Grell was about to force Black Canary into a brief retirement. DC was light on available heroines to keep the League from becoming a total sausage factory, so Giffen and DeMatteis took the minor Global Guardians Green Flame and Ice Maiden, made them best friends, and rebranded them as the duo Fire & Ice.

Beatriz da Costa went through a few different silly origins and names, but mainly, she ran around in ugly costumes breathing fire. DC took advantage of the Invasion! crossover to amp her up into the Human Torch with a more bodacious body. Mostly, she was defined by her being a counterpart to Ice. Bea was extraverted, flirty, quick to anger, worldly and pseudo-stylish. Adopting the worst excesses of the glammed-up, hair metal decade, Fire eventually ran around in torn skintight jeans, bare midrift, denim jacket and bandana. As with many DC teams of the time, the JLI had its designated females. Bea stayed with the team through several incarnations, until her home book was finally cancelled (see also: Donna Troy, Jade, Vixen, half the cast of the Outsiders.) I don't know that people really cared all that much about Fire as a character. I know I sure didn't. You just expected her to be there and accepted it, like fries with a combo. After Ice was turned into a bitchier version of Fire, so that people actively disliked the change, she was killed off in a crossover. DC just gave Bea another, variant version of Ice that was created mostly because Giffen and DeMatteis had so thoroughly altered their Ice from her original incarnation. Fire became a thoroughly sad character, existing not of her own volition, but as someone to mourn Ice, to reject the sapphic advances of a second Ice, or to sleep with Ice's ex-boyfriend because they were so lonely without Ice. In one particularly regretable appearance, Fire devolved into Charro, fronting coochie-coo and broken English while whining about the Martian Manhunter being more popular in her homeland than she was.

One of Fire's origins involved her being a spy, so she eventually joined Checkmate and moped about the passing of happier days, a shameful past in black-ops, and being in a doomed book like Checkmate. Ice was eventually resurrected, renewing Fire's primary purpose in life as the character's "big sister," and they both joined a new JLI distinct from the old by not being distinct from any other damned second-to-third tier super-team. It suits her. Fire's been a businesswoman, a secret agent, a fashion model, a Valley Girl, a saucy Latina, a mourner... whatever the writers decided they needed, Fire got plugged into. For a while, she was supposed to be the strong female in a buddy team, but that was all heated air. If you Google "Fire" without any additional qualifiers, the character turns up eighteen pages later. That about says it right.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Direct Currents: Easter Weekend, 2012




Images of Canceled 'Justice League' Movie Tie-In Game Surface


'Doctor Who' Crosses Over with Marvel and DC Thanks to Jordan Gibson [Art]


Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 04.02.12


Awesome Art Picks: Batwoman, Doctor Doom, Batman and More


Awesome Art Picks: Wonder Woman, Red Robin, Spider-Man and More


Best Art Ever (This Week) - 03.30.12


Best Art Ever (This Week) - 04.06.12



BLOGS


The Aquaman Shrine
Aquaman Art Gallery: Craig Bostick
DC Superheroes Cake
The Fire and Water Podcast: Episode 16
Dax N' Aquaman
Aquaman Stock Art by Tom Grummett
DC Challenge Ad - 1986

The BLOG from the BOG ...SWAMP THING
Berni Wrightson - I love you..
Swamp Thing vs. Zombies?
Weird Cover of the Week #3: Steve Bissette rough
A R C A N E
WEIRD Cover of the Week #6: Challengers of the Unknown
AC loves DC - weird cover of the week #9
Batman and Swamp Thing - BFF?
Weeerd Cover of the Week #12: Paul Gulacy
"Swamp Thing/Return" Criterion Double Disc Set

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman
2011 “Goddess vs. Amazon” Artemis art by Michael “mic?” Magtanong

Firestorm Fan
Kevin Smith Mocks Firestorm on Comic Book Men
Firestorm by Luke Daab

The Idol-Head of Diabolu
2011 “Miss Martian 2099” art by Manuel Aguilera
2008 “One Year Later” Jeff Johnson-Jim Smash-Up
2012 New 52 Wave 3 Martian Manhunter #1!

Justice League Detroit
2011 “The Lady Fox & The Ghost Who Walks” by Michael “mic?” Magtanong

Power of the Atom
1967 The Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure: The Atom Segment Intro

The Quality Companion Companion
Quality Comics Hero Profiles
Blackhawk: The Movie Serial (1952)

Ralph Dibny, the World-Famous Elongated Man
The Elongated Man rocks MAD!!

Silver Age Comics
Falling In Love #13
Showcase #82: DC Beats Marvel to Sword and Sorcery
Showcase #83: Here Comes Bernie
Superman #173
The Brave and the Bold #54

Subject : THE SUICIDE SQUAD (Task Force X)
Gatefold Suicide Squad relauch fan art by Corey Breen
Suicide Squad #7 review: Try not too loose your head hunting for Harley
Deadshot takes out Bullseye in the arena of DC vs Marvel

Supergirl Comic Box Commentary
Ming Doyle Commission And Womanthology Signing
Lauren Faust's Character Designs For SBFFs
Review: Superman #7

The Thought Experiment
The Monkees, feat. bespectacled Julie Newmar (a ghost post)

Todd Klein's Blog
Visiting DC Comics in the 1960s Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
New Facebook feature: Logo of the Day
When I Lettered DC Covers By Hand
Superman SMASHED!
Logo Study: SHADE THE CHANGING MAN

Tower of Fate
Dr. Fate Animated GIF's
Goodbye, Dr. Fate by Trusty
Dr. Fate's Tower by Craig Hamilton
History of Dr. Fate Pt. 5
Dr. Fate Redesign
Dr. Fate Cosplay
Dr. Fate vs Dr. Strange
Dr. Fate artwork by John Van Fleet
Zombie Dr. Fate
DC Super Powers Dr. Fate Action Figure

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Review: Secret Origins #10 - Phantom Stranger


Hello again everyone!

It's Anj from Supergirl Comic Box Commentary, occasional and too infrequent of a guest blogger here at DC Bloodlines.

I have wanted to write this review Secret Origins #10 for some time. And finally, time permitted me to put some thoughts down on paper. This issue came out way back in late 1986, coinciding with the Legends crossover which featured the Phantom Stranger pretty prominently.

As part of the allure of the Stranger is that he has no set origin, DC did something pretty original. They had 4 'potential' origins in this issue, allowing the reader to pick which one they thought were 'truth' or ignore them all as simple possibilities.

The most famous of these stories is by the dream team of writer Alan Moore and comic god artist Joe Orlando. While I will touch on the other stories, I will concentrate my review on the Moore/Orlando offering.


The title of the story is Footsteps and it is an apt one. It echoes both the plight of one of the human characters who is walking in the footsteps of the Stranger's past, his origin. It also comments on the Stranger himself, always walking, walking to forget his past.

In the story, a nameless man is caught between two factions of a sort of neighborhood watch/good samaritan group called the Subway Angels. The Angels founder is named Josh and wants to help the homeless and downtrodden living underground in the subway tunnels. The Angels lieutenant is named Otis. He wants to 'dethrone' Josh, take over the Angels, and mobilize the poor masses into an Army which he will command. Our unnamed 'hero' doesn't know what side he will be on.

So Moore throws a lot at us almost immediately. The human characters are angels ... Subway Angels. The protagonist is nameless, like the Stranger, and caught in the middle of a war. The 'good guy' being named Joshua didn't go unnoticed either.


We then cut to a similar scene and a similar conversation, this one between angels.

One angel is Etrigan, an interesting play on the Demon by Moore. Etrigan was an angel who joined Lucifer in his attempt to overthrow God. Here Etrigan is asking an unnamed Angel which side he will join. All very familiar to our opening scene.


Otis continues to try to convince this Subway Angel to join his revolt. It is better to rule 'down here' (read in Hell) then to serve up on the surface. He promises our unnamed angel a place of power.

And behind them, the Stranger eavesdrop ... and reminisces.


The nameless Angel meanwhile also continues to weigh his options. Does he join Lucifer and Leviathan and Asmodel in fighting God? He can't decide. Lucifer, like Otis, promises that reward will be handed out to those who swear allegiance.


Otis' plans to usurp Josh do not succeed. Otis is thoroughly beaten and cast out. Josh reminds Otis of their mission to help people, not benefit themselves.

Unfortunately, our unnamed Angel never picked a side and as a result he is cast out by both sides of this war. Josh kicks him to the curb.


Similarly, the unnamed Angel cannot choose a side in the God/Lucifer conflict. He sits by watching the struggles around him. And he witnesses Lucifer and his comrades get banished from Heaven, cast into Hell.


When our human angel tries to rejoin Otis and his band, he is throttled. To Otis, not choosing is the same as choosing against him. He begins to beat the unnamed angel. The scene here is nightmarish. The people with Otis are monstrous, the setting literally the underworld.


And our unnamed Angel suffers a similar fate. The higher Angels have forsaken him for not choosing the side of Yahweh. The fallen forsake him for not joining their cause. This angel has no home. And his punishment shall be to walk alone for all eternity. Leviathan rips off the Angel's wings. He cannot fly. He is doomed to wander.



Beaten but alive, the nameless angel meets the Stranger, the nameless Angel we have been reading about all along. Sensing a kindred spirit, the Stranger helps the young man get grounded.

I think everything about this story works. The two similar stories unfolding along side each other reverberates. The Stranger origin carries the weight that someone of his power and mystery warrants. He didn't choose sides in the Holy War. And the story of the Subway Angels carries all the same elements of good and evil, just written at a human level. And Joe Orlando's art is just ugly enough to be the perfect milieu for this story of the most vile of evil, the most nightmarish of settings.

Is this *the* origin of the Phantom Stranger? No, no more than The Killing Joke is *the* origin of the Joker. But it works extremely well.


The other stories are hit and miss.

Mike Barr and Jim Aparo write 'Tarry Till I Come Again" in which the Stranger helps a priest suffering a lapse in faith.

The Stranger tells his origin. His wife was killed in the culling of young men by Herod. Angered that Christ lived, the Stranger helped crucify him. And Christ tells him that he must walk the Earth until the second coming. The Stranger is the Wandering Jew. By helping this priest, the Stranger is released from his duties by the Lord. But the Stranger opts to continue to roam the Earth to help those who need it.

I am a sucker for Aparo art.


Paul Levitz and Jose Luis Garcia Lopez wrote and drew 'And men shall call him Stranger'.

In this story, a devout man pleads with the Lord not to destroy the sinful city he lives in. When the city is destroyed, the man is offered sanctuary by an angel. But rather than live alone, the man attempts to kill himself.

Both devout in prayers and damned for his suicide, the angel grants the man both power and pain. The man shall walk the Earth as long as there is evil, he will have power to help people turn to the right path, but he will never be one of men, and he shall forget who he is. He will be a Stranger to everyone, even himself.

The last story is something of a clunker given the religious overtones of the first three.

'Revelations', by Dan Miskin and Ernie Colon takes place in the future. There, the Stranger tries to stop scientists from witnessing the act of creation. He is aided by a scientist who also thinks this will be blasphemy. Dying, the Stranger gives his power to the good scientist. This man witnesses and becomes part of the moment of creation. Imbued by power, he will eventually become the Stranger who ends up saving him years hence. This was a bit too Star Trek-y for this issue and had a very different feel from the other tales.

Still, overall, this is a neat little issue with some very good stories. The Moore story alone is worth reading, like most things he wrote when playing around the DCU. I found this issue in the $1 box at my local store. I can't imagine it being sold for more than $5. It is worth the purchase.

And that is my review of Secret Origins #10. A while ago, I did a bunch of reviews here on DC Fantasy comics from the early 1970s. I may go more that vein soon!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

1979 The Plastic Man Comedy/Adventure Show Opening Theme




All my life, there's been comics. I was cool with cartoons like most kids, but comics always came first. That's how I could tell the real comic book super-heroes from the "fakes" like the Blue Falcon, Mightor, Space Ghost, and Birdman. That's also how I knew Plastic Man was a "real" super-hero, but a Benedict Arnold who acted like the worst kind of fake.



First off, until someone takes Hack/Slash to animation, a forward slash in a title does not sound like good cartooning. Second, the title announces itself as "comedy/adventure," which is fine if you're Big Trouble in Little China and both come naturally. Typically though, it just means the "laughs" are tepid and the action isn't taken seriously, as was the case here. Third, the cartoon continued the huge mistake perpetuated since DC started publishing Plastic Man in the '60s of treating Plas as a zany oddball in a straight world. It pretty much kills any dramatic heft or depth in the character, and in more recent years has rendered him the most noxious of obs. The original Jack Cole comics are so great because Plas is the heroic straight man in an insane world of catastrophe, heinous deeds, and nutty scams. You're glad the Pliable Paladin has the flexibility to bend around and contain the crushing weight of man's inequities. In the cartoon, Plastic Man is just an annoying dork trying way too hard to be funny and failing miserably. Fourth, the cartoon traded sleazy hustler Woozy Winks for the klutzy pinhead Lou Costello impersonator token sidekick Hula-Hula. Fifth, they saddled Plas with the Southern Belle bimbo Sue Dibny wannabe Penny who produced Baby Plas, who in itself was the six-six-sixth. Finally*, they had that absolutely wretched live action Plastic Man for interstitials during cartoons, even though his voice in no way matched that of the animated Plas, and he was so sleazy that he made you want to punch his face off. I watched some of his work before writing this, and all these years later, I still want to commit acts of violence upon this person, just to make him stop talking.

I suppose the point of all that was to say that I hate The Plastic Man Comedy/Adventure Show more than most any other super-hero cartoon and I've hated it longer than most anything else in this life. I'm not sure which I heard of first-- this show or Nazis. I think I've hated this show longer than the concept of an (admittedly stylishly dressed) army of real life genocidal madmen who murdered millions. It also made me hate Plastic Man for many years, but the character is much cooler than this, so please try to forgive him for having a bad show that somehow managed 130 episodes in two seasons.

While I've got you here, I'll throw in the opening to 1980's The Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! Only thirteen episodes were produced, so unlike Plastic Man, there weren't enough to re-run consistently in syndication throughout my freakin' childhood. In fact, I maybe caught this show once or twice as a kid, and the rest was on YouTube as an adult who didn't get much out of them. Still, Captain Marvel's another fun character who once was among the big guns, but DC rarely gets them remotely right after decades of ownership...



*Okay, one more-- a jet? Who thought a jet was a good idea?

Friday, March 30, 2012

Direct Currents: Friday, March 30, 2012


I forgot to remember to forget

How much DC lore does one really need? Is all that history just dead weight? Should continuity have an expiration date, or at least a statute of limitations?

'Wonder Woman vs. Xena'Email Beau Smith by Beau Smith

Most of you regular Knuckleheads know that about 5 years ago I was hired to write a crossover book between Wonder Woman at DC Comics and Xena, then at Dark Horse. It was to be a 48-page prestige book with my amigo Eduardo Barreto (Cobb) doing the artwork. I’ve mentioned this project here before in passing...

that’s just the way it is.

This Trayvon Martin thing has crawled all the way under my skin...

How To Fix the Problems in Batman's New 52 Costume

 

Vote Villain: Political Art That Commands You to Elect the Bad Guy

 

Catwoman, Death and the Riddler Swing Into the '60s with Gene Gonzales [Art]

 

WonderCon 2012 Cosplay Gallery

 

Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 03.20.12

 

Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 03.26.12

 

Best Art Ever (This Week) - 03.22.12

 

BLOGS

The Absorbascon

Amazon Princess
The Aquaman Shrine
Armagideon Time presents "Saturdays with Streaky"
#1
#2
#3
#4

Atomic Surgery
The Joker's Utility Belt (Dick Sprang, 1940)  

Brian Bolland's Blog
Unused '80s Superman cover rough
Unused cover rough for Wonder Woman #95  
 
Diana Prince: Wonder Woman
2010 Trends International Justice League Wonder Woman Stickers
2011 Rejected DCnÜ Wonder Girl Concept Art by Jim Lee  

 
digital femme
Wonderful. Terrific. Fine.  

Diversions of the Groovy Kind

Every Day Is Like Wednesday
So why is Green Arrow called "Green Arrow" anyway...?

Firestorm Fan's TEAM WEEK (Ronnie Raymond Edition)
  1. How Ronnie Joined the JLA – 1980  
  2. How Ronnie was Fired from the JLA by Aquaman – 1984 
  3. How Ronnie Joined Extreme Justice – 1995 
  4. How Ronnie Left Extreme Justice – 1996 
  5. How Ronnie Joined Justice League Europe – 1998  
  6. How Ronnie Re-Joined the JLA – 2002  
  7. How Ronnie Joined and Quit The Power Company – 2003  

Girls Gone Geek
Lois Lane by Des Taylor  

The Idol-Head of Diabolu

Justice League Detroit
2010 Zatanna by Gilbert Monsanto
Aquaman #6 (April, 2012)

 Power of the Atom
2011 “The All Live Atom #1” by Michael “mic?” Magtanong  

Supergirl Comic Box Commentary
Review: Superboy #7
Review: Legion Lost #7
Walt Simonson Commission
Tiny Titans #50 & Superman Family Adventures Preview
Review: Supergirl #7  

Twist Street
Just kill Wonder Woman



Review Section

 

Comic shop comics by J. Caleb Mozzocco
Comic Judgment by Girls Gone Geek
Comics Of The Weak by Tucker Stone
Wednesday Is Any Day For All I Care by Diabolu Frank

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Comic Reader Résumé: March, 1984



ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey]
noun
1. a summing up; summary.
2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.

In March of 1984, I bought the digest Best of DC #49 from my most reliable source for new comics, the neighborhood 7-11. I can't explain why I would do that. I've never been big on the cutesy animal genre, and the dated humor did not tickle my funnybone. I think I just liked the cover by Jim Engel, and was roped in by the unfulfilled promise of a good time. At least when Stanley and His Monster showed up in Kevin Smith's Green Arrow, I had a legitimate frame of reference (whereas he probably had a copy of Who's Who.)



Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #91, why did I buy you? The appearance of the Black Cat? Black costume Spider-Man? Misplaced allegiance to Al Milgrom? How could any of that trump the horror of heroes trapped in the flesh folds of a nearly nude and thoroughly rotund Blob? Maybe it was the melodrama of the seeming demise of Unus the Untouchable, a victim of his own powers, who otherwise meant nothing at all to me? For some reason, the Blob sobbing wide runny tears at the end stuck in my mind.



Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #3 was a bit too true to its name. The first I'd heard of the series was when I eavesdropped on some older kids talking about it at a flea market booth. I guess reading 0-2 new comics a month wasn't keeping me in the loop. I asked the dealer about it (probably my first conversation with a "specialist," as opposed to someone with a stack of well read comics to sell for a couple of bits each in the corner with the other children's stuff.) He pointed to a bagged and boarded copy of #1 up on a wall for $12.00. Dear Lord, how could any comic be worth such a fantastic amount of money? This must be the next "Dark Phoenix!" I could only swing the cover-priced third issue, which itself reflected a painful fifteen cent cost increase across the Marvel line. It was an okay story, with Spider-Man punking the X-Men. I didn't understand why heroes were at such odds with one another, but it was neat to see them all in one place with nice art. I decided to try to collect the rest of the series, and for the most part, I did (a first!)

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Who's Dat: Mister Big



PERSONAL DATA
Real Name:
Other Aliases:
Occupation: Super-Rich
Group Affiliation:
Base of Operations: Electric City, The World To Come
Height/Build: Approximately 6'0", thin
Eyes: Blue
Hair: White
First Appearance: OMAC #2 (November-December 1974)

HISTORY
Mister Big was among the "Super-Rich" of The World To Come, but lusted for greater power. To this end, he rented the entirety of Electric City for one night under the guise of hosting a street party for his invited friends. The true purpose was to locate Professor Myron Forest and destroy Project: OMAC. Agents of Mister Big escorted OMAC into the city, then followed him to the lab of Professor Forest, whom they assassinated in a hail of bullets. OMAC himself was eventually believed shot and killed, with his body brought to Mister Big's personal physician for inspection. OMAC's death was a ruse facilitated by the satellite Brother Eye, which remained an unknown factor in Project: OMAC to Mister Big. The Mayor of Electric City had been working with the Global Peace Agency to ensnare Mister Big, who was taken into custody by Peace Agents.

POWERS & WEAPONS:
Mister Big had his own private security force armed with conventional weapons who wore militaristic green uniforms. Big also had special agents prone to disguises who sometimes wore costumes wired to deliver electrical shocks on contact. They had access to hovering aircraft that could carry about three men.

Quote:
"Hmmmm-- I can't help thinking about those rumors-- that Project OMAC included something else, besides this one-man army--- there was something else, I tell you!"

Created by: Jack Kirby

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Comic Reader Résumé: January/February, 1984



ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey]
noun
1. a summing up; summary.
2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.

In January of 1984, a huge deal for me came in the form of Phoenix: The Untold Story #1. At $2.00, it cost nearly four times as much as a normal comic, but was at least twice the size. It had a rigid glossy cover and heavy stock interior paper that was brighter and more colorful than anything on the stands. Only Marvel Fanfare had higher quality printing, but I always found it terribly garish, since colorists seemed to have difficulty adapting to the subtler palette requirements. The art by John Byrne and Terry Austin was glorious, rendering a variety of environments in an epic space battle. Chris Claremont's story was all about scope and gravitas. No wonder this Dark Phoenix Sage was so revered. I read it in a recliner (a rare luxury) at the apartment of a friend of the family, and even though Thunderbirds Are Go was playing on cable television (woooo) in the background, them marionettes couldn't hold a candle to this. There was a lengthy interview at the back of the book explaining how the project came to be, its impact on the industry and X-Men narrative. I lapped it all up. I probably haven't read the story since. I just toss through the book and relish the nostalgia for the feeling it gave me as a child. My spotty following of Classic X-Men years later made it clear to me that there was no way the printed book could equal my childhood perception of it, so why taint the memory?



Perhaps not as monumental, but surely of great inspiration, was The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #15. It had everyone worth knowing on a cover by (surprise) John Byrne, most importantly the excellent renditions of Captain America and Wolverine. This was the one with the schematics of all the weapons and vehicles. I doubt I read many entries, but I sure stared at those designs. I believe there was an official S.H.I.E.L.D. membership card on the inside back cover, or maybe the Avengers (or both?) Whichever way it went, I dutifully cut out the card and filled it out with my vitals.

In February, I didn't actually buy Iron Man #182 off the spinner rack at Gemco. I wonder what effect it would have had if I did? It had this stark (no pun intended) cover of writing on an alley wall. "In the morning, Tony Stark will be sober... or dead." It looked like an interesting if depressing story, but I ended up not buying anything that month. I never really did get into Iron Man, outside of the movies, and even then it's more out of loyalty to Robert Downey Jr. This book might have made a difference.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Direct Currents: Sunday, March 18, 2012



DC Comics Solicitations for June, 2012


'Batwoman' Artists Amy Reeder and J.H. Williams III Comment on Creative Changes


Ann Nocenti Does Sexy Villains Right In 'Green Arrow' #7


Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 03.12.12


Awesome Art Picks: Batman, Daredevil, Supergirl and More


Awesome Art Picks: Batman, Spider-Man, Black Widow and More


Best Art Ever (This Week) - 03.16.12



BLOGS


The Absorbascon
Politics Make Strange Bedfellows
Read "Night Force"

The Aquaman Shrine
JLA Belt Buckle
The Argyle Sweater - 3/4/12
Teen Titans #29 - Oct. 1970
The Others Assembled!
Amazing Heroes Swimsuit Pin-Up

Armagideon Time
Nobody Else’s Favorites: Swing Sisson

Comics Bronze Age
The worst cover-coloring error in the history of comics?

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman
Superman Annual #11 (1985)

Every Day Is Like Wednesday
Yes, "mud"...

The Factual Opinion
WASTELAND: The John Ostrander Interview

Firestorm Fan
FIRE AND WATER Episode 15
Random Panel of the Day

Girls Gone Geek
Nightwing by Stanley "Artgerm" Lau
The Joker by Francis Tsai

The Idol-Head of Diabolu
2011 Martian Manhunter OYL art by Gerard de la Costa
CSBG's "The Other Greatest Martian Manhunter Stories Ever Told"
Nar
The Fire, Water, Burn Manhunter Burn Podcast

Indigo Tribe
Red Lanterns #7

Justice League Detroit
2010 Trends International Justice League Detroit Stickers

Power of the Atom
Green Lantern: Circle of Fire (2000)

The Quality Companion Companion
Stormy Foster in Lost Art from The Shade
The Barker 2000? Who Knew?

Ralph Dibny, the World-Famous Elongated Man
The Doomsday Book!
Rafa Rivas takes Twitter

Subject : THE SUICIDE SQUAD (Task Force X)
Black Orchid cosplay: really hot, and the costume is nice too
Amanda Waller's evolution in animated TV media
El Diablo on "A Stairway to Heaven" with Task Force X?
Suicide Squad #6 review: Harley's origin, eaten but not dead & the lies beneath the lies!

Supergirl Comic Box Commentary
Argo City - Modern Age
Review: Action Comics #7
Argo City - DCnU
Review: Action Comics #7 Steel Back-Up


Review Section


Comic shop comics by J. Caleb Mozzocco

Wednesday Is Any Day For All I Care by Diabolu Frank

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

2012 DCU Movie Fan Casting: Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Plastic Man



Ever since the brilliant Brick, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has steadily become one of my favorite actors. The kid has range and emotional depth, as demonstrated relatively recently in 50/50. He was in the running for my fan cast of Ray Palmer, because the guy is clearly intelligent, but he's quite simply too cool to fit the part of the Atom. I've been waiting for just the right role, and finally made the perfect connection-- Plastic Man!

Those who were first exposed to the character by Grant Morrison's JLA might take issue with that, as the character was treated there as broadly obnoxious "comic relief" in the mold of Jim Carrey's "Ace Venture." Frankly, DC Comics have yet to get the character remotely right, from forgetting they owned him in the '50s (see: Elongated Man) through to his terrible attempts to cash in on media trends in the '60s-'70s, and his descent into irrelevance in the '80s & '90s.

The fact is, Jack Cole's Plastic Man was a sharp detective and all around nifty gent dealing with a mad world and his own legitimately funny bumbling hustler sidekick Woozy Winks. The classic Plas stories of the '40s & '50s are among the finest produced in the Golden Age, and if DC had any sense, we'd have seen Gail Simone in full Birds of Prey/Secret Six nasty mode paired with Ethan Van Sciver on the Pliable Paladin instead of Firestorm.

Years ago, the Wachowskis tried to do a movie with Keanu Reeves in the role, and while that's closer to the mark than we've seen in years, I think you need someone with a lot more charisma. Gordon-Levitt can be funny, cunning, sexy, and charming in the right portions for Eel O'Brian. Given his boyishness and slight frame, there aren't many proper super-hero roles suited for Gordon-Levitt, so I really do think this is the best marriage for the property and the actor, should he ever want to take a turn in spandex.



Diabolic Movie Fan Casting

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Direct Currents: Thursday, March 8, 2012





Art and Superheroines: Getting Sex and Cape Comics Right

There are plenty of chaste kisses, followed by a fade-to-black, but when actual sex is the subject, superheroes come up short. These scenes tend to come across either exploitative or too inept to be anything approaching believable. Why is that?

'Masters of Comic Book Art' Documentary Reemerges from the VHS Ether [Video]

From 1987: Neal Adams, Steve Ditko, Will Eisner, Jean Giraud aka Moebius, Jack Kirby, Harvey Kurtzman, Frank Miller and Bernie Wrightson

Golden Age Comic Book Artist Sheldon Moldoff, R.I.P.


Bryan Hitch on 'Superman: The Movie', the Film That Introduced Him to Superheroes


Superman Shills for Corn Flakes and Peanut Butter in Old Commercials [Video]


Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 02.27.12


Best Cosplay Ever (This Week) - 03.05.12


Best Sexah Art Ever (This Week) - 02.24.12


Awesome Art Picks: Carnage, Batman, Nightcrawler and More


Awesome Art Picks: X-Babies, Captain America, Batman and More


Best Art Ever (This Week) - 01.02.12




BLOGS


The Absorbascon
52 new New52 Questions
The Inevitability of Vibe

The Aquaman Shrine
Memories of Mera: Steve Skeates
Three Faces of Mera
Memories of Mera: Sirena Irwin
Teen Titans Ad - 1966
Justice League Ovaltine Ad and T-Shirt - 1967
Teen Titans #28 - Aug. 1970
Argentinian Super Powers Album

Armagideon Time
Nobody’s Favorites: Lords of the Ultra-Realm
Nobody’s Favorites: Tyroc

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman
The Flash: Rebirth #2 (July, 2009)
1966 Wonder Woman "The Return of Brunhilde" Audio Play

Firestorm Fan
Nick Cardy Interview – Episode 13 of FIRE & WATER PODCAST
Can I Play With Nuclear Madness? Iron Maiden’s Eddie as Firestorm
Firestorm Died in DC Universe Online Legends #23
Firestorm found in Justice League stickers
Firestorm in Green Lantern: Circle of Fire
JLA #228-230 – Episode 14 of FIRE & WATER PODCAST
100 Tiny Characters including Firestorm

Fortress of Baileytude
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUPERMAN!

Girls Gone Geek
Wonder Women! Gives Heroines Their Due
MegaCon 2012 Photo Album
Catwoman by Benjamin Anders
Project Starfire

The Idol-Head of Diabolu
2011 Martian Manhunter OYL art by Neil Tavares
2011 Martian Manhunter art by by Ken House
1999 Hasbro JLA Justice League of America Martian Manhunter 9" Doll
The Vile Menagerie: DEVIL MEN OF PLUTO
Post-Pointal Depression: Chronic Case of DCnÜ
The Guard Belt
The Vile Menagerie: THE MARTIAN CRIMINAL

Indigo Tribe: Circle of Fire Week
Green Lantern: Circle of Fire #1
Green Lantern and Adam Strange
Green Lantern and the Atom
Green Lantern and Green Lantern
Green Lantern and Firestorm
Green Lantern and Power Girl
Green Lantern: Circle of Fire #2

Justice League Detroit
Action Comics #530 (April, 1982)
1999 Hasbro DC Super Heroes Silver Age Collection Aquaman

Power of the Atom
Justice League America #64 (July, 1992)
Justice League America #65 (August, 1992)
Justice League America #66 (September, 1992)

Supergirl Comic Box Commentary
Shrine: Flamebird Figure
Review: Superman #6
Back Issue Box: Adventures of Superman #502
Review: Supergirl #2
Argo City - Silver Age
Argo City - Silver Age Part 2

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Comic Reader Résumé: December, 1983



ré·su·mé [rez-oo-mey, rez-oo-mey]
noun
1. a summing up; summary.
2. a brief written account of personal, educational, and professional qualifications and experience, as that prepared by an applicant for a job.

December was something of a turning point month for me as a collector. See, I remember wanting to buy G.I. Joe a Real American Hero #21, since Snake-Eyes was the shizzle, but I didn't because a friend was already collecting that book. However, I don't think he ever bought that issue. He did get Uncanny X-Men #179, where my girlfriend Kitty Pryde was being forced to wed a hideous Morlock, but I only got to toss through his copy. I would eventually own all three issues of Marvel's The A-Team mini-series, which were as terrible as they sound, but not for some months (thanks to a dollar store handmade three-pack.) This was not nearly as rewarding as owning the G.I. Joe or X-Men issues would have been.



I bought Hercules, Prince of Power #1, probably due to some misplaced loyalty after having seen the badly dubbed Lou Ferrigno/Sybil Danning Italian film at the theater earlier that year. The comic was probably better than the movie, and I did enjoy that crisp Bob Layton art, but I was not prepared from the "hilarious" gender confusion related to Herc romancing a disguised male Skrull masquerading as a beautiful woman. Also, it was a sequel to an earlier mini-series, so I was annoyed by cornball supporting characters like Recorder and the inexplicable future setting. In fact, subsequent reading in comics and myth made me come to really dislike Hercules in every way, so much that I enjoy Wonder Woman kicking his sorry ass more than is probably appropriate.



Speaking of which, I got Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #88, on whose cover Mr. Hyde prepared to tear Black Cat in two. I swear to you, I never tortured animals are set things on fire, so I cannot explain my fixation with evil done to Felicia Hardy. Today I'd just chalk it up to an irrational hatred of analogues, which would also get me off the hook on the battery of Mockingbird. All this is to say I never cared much for Hyde or his unlikely partner Cobra, so the contents of the actual issue escape me. Not enough cleavage and bloodletting, clearly.



I'm going to let Nathaniel Dusk, Private Investigator #1 in as a squeaker, if only to represent for DC. I bought a water damaged copy of this off a spinner rack at a flea market in the mid-eighties. That bends the rules of this project, but I feel there are enough essential key words in that last sentence to allow for it. This was a moody period number by Don McGregor and Gene Colan, harmed by the funky coloring as DC worked out the process for their upscale printing. I doubt it was revelatory to anyone familiar with Mickey Spillane, but its casual domestic violence was jarring to a kid, and I still feel a little regret over never seeking out the entire mini-series (though I did score #2 out of a quarter box circa 1989.)

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Who's Dat: Madam Fatal



PERSONAL DATA
Real Name: Richard "Dick" Stanton
Occupation: Retired stage actor turned altruistic social crusader.
Marital Status: Widower
Known Relatives: Unnamed wife (deceased) and daughter.
Group Affiliation: Sure-Fire Detective Agency
Hair: Blond
First Appearance: Crack Comics #1 (May, 1940)

HISTORY
On April 30, 1930, Richard Stanton, famous character actor and master of makeup played the last role of his long and successful career. Mr. Stanton portrayed an old woman in a performance that thrilled and amazed his audience. A millionaire through the stock market, Stanton had married and produced an heir, only to have his daughter kidnapped just a year after retiring. The culprit was crimelord John Carver, who waited two years from the day the woman he loved married Stanton to make off with their child. Knowing her shady past was responsible for the crime and unable to touch Carver, Stanton kept silent from police, though his bride died of a broken heart. For nine years, Stanton perfected a new identity, recreating his role as an elderly woman to perfection. He then spent the next eight years pursuing Carver before a break in the case led the pair to meet. Stanton revealed his long simmering plot, as he'd worked to help others and develop his skills for this final confrontation. Carver attacked, but shot himself in the chest when Stanton literally pulled the rug out from under him. With his dying words, Carver assured Stanton his daughter was still alive. Stanton decided to continue to employ the Madam Fatal disguise in pursuit of justice in general and his missing daughter specifically.

Stanton had many more rollicking encounters in the Madam Fatal disguise, doing the same duty as most heroes while managing in a skirt and heels. There were clear benefits to opponents assuming Stanton was an elderly woman, and the actor proved plenty capable of holding his own when the charade was revealed. One suspects he took some special pleasure in the role, since he generally passed on any other. Madam Fatal's foes often veered toward the "queer" as well, such as a cross-dressing thief who caught Stanton's eye because he so resembled Fatal; or Dwarf Rogan, a famous gang leader of slight stature but rough disposition who literally stole the wife of a friend of Stanton's before being left to die at sea.

Madam Fatal eventually gained a fame all "her" own, becoming a Miss Marple type in interactions with police. To my knowledge, the only people ever made aware of the Madam's little secret were a medical team that tended to a Fatal bullet wound, though the doctor chose not to reveal the truth to Stanton's cohorts.

A good many online resources have deigned to correct the author and refer to the character as "Madame," but the strip title remained "Madam" through to the end, by which point Stanton was teamed with a pair of bumbling dicks from the makeshift Sure-Fire Detective Agency: Tubby White, condemned with Ed Grimley hair and Fatty Arbuckle girth; and Scrappy Nelson, a gap-toothed and mangy redheaded child. Also, the internet suggests that Stanton eventually rescued his daughter, but if that's so, it doesn't seem the child ever came up again.

POWERS & WEAPONS:
Dick Stanton was an accomplished actor, expert swimmer, pugilist and acrobat. He carried a walking cane and a convincing disguise.

Created by: Art Pinajian