Yes folks, even after 500,000 years of evolution, no man can resist bragging about his penis. A shame, as Captain Comet is ever so fond of intruders.
Of course the Future Man can work two powerful poles at once, and the bigger the better!
Run, John! It's too late for them! The mullets have them!
We will never have true equality in this country until African-Americans can buy young rednecks with good teeth for a reasonable price. Really, what is the problem, Tom?
"Okay, now you get to play Steve Trevor and I'll be General Darnell. Er--I mean, Wonder Woman. Your back alley Wonder Woman in spiked red armor who doesn't have vinyl accessories and K-Y Jelly in her bag."
"Alright Edge-- while we have the alien on the defensive: You're covered in razor blades and your tween brother is sporting a rat tail! I think one of these problems could solve the other!"